What the hell is going on?!?

[macshooter]

Couple Plans To Deliver Baby In Dolphin-Assisted Birth « CBS Charlotte

"“It is about reconnecting as humans with the dolphins so we can coexist in this world together and learn from one another,”

Dolphin to lady: Can you keep your damn birth juice out of my pool please, I have to drink this water... How bout I shoot a nice dolphin turd in your ice tea, would ya like that ya fuckin wacko? How bout I thump on that baby's head a little while your hubby watches, it'll be real relaxing ya sick bitch.

 

[itchin]

What the ****

 

[macshooter]

<sorry ladies, when I read that made me think of Jim Norton as a dolphin>

Nuther one: Chinese baby is rescued ALIVE from toilet pipe after being flushed away by parents | Mail Online

 

[JColumbus]

<sorry ladies, when I read that made me think of Jim Norton as a dolphin>

Nuther one: Chinese baby is rescued ALIVE from toilet pipe after being flushed away by parents | Mail Online

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I wonder what's gonna happen to the parents.

 

[M1Garand]

...That's enough internets for the day. -Sagely nod.-

 

[Blind Sniper]

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I wonder what's gonna happen to the parents.

Given that it's China, expect something horrible, if the bitch mother (only parent they know about) is even charged with anything.

ETA: Just noticed that the LEOs there are treating that case as an attempted homicide. Kind of ironic for a country with a "one child, one family" rule and a male population that outnumbers women (of all ages) almost five to one.

 

[jordanmills]

I don't want to live on this earth any more.

 

[breakingcontact]

Next, you'll be able to marry a dolphin. Who's to judge if you're into blow holes?

This is why the terrorists hate us, or it should be.

 

[JColumbus]

Next, you'll be able to marry a dolphin. Who's to judge if you're into blow holes?

This is why the terrorists hate us, or it should be.

Well I think the main reason they hate us is that they want us out of their countries. I think some hate us for stuff like this, but a small majority, and not many that care to kill us over it. But I agree. Everyone thinks that some sick crap that they're into should be the new craze of what people should protest about "the right" to do so. Let's just say everything's ok. You can screw your dead relative as long as you report the death first, it's clearly not a homicide, and it's on your own property. It's just dumb.

 

[willypete9]

I don't want to live on this earth any more.

bye bye! dude! lol

 

[macshooter]

Dolphins will kill and gang rape you

 

[Stumpy]

Sent from the mind of a genius. Forrealz.