there's a bunch of us like that.Someone has way too much time on their hands.
there's a bunch of us like that.Someone has way too much time on their hands.
Then just like in life, all their efforts are in vane. They all die eventually, are eaten, and come out looking exactly the same, with exactly the same future ahead of them.Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Stolen from the internet.
Yeah, and I bet if you hit more then one bullseye you don't change your socks also.Finally! A normal person who sees the world correctly.
and those horrid pink and green easter M&M's are a crime against humanity.
Finally! A normal person who sees the world correctly.
and those horrid pink and green easter M&M's are a crime against humanity.
Where are the dark chocolate ones??????
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Aren't those used in cookies only?Where are the dark chocolate ones??????
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Are you saying there are dark chocolate peanut M&Ms? Need to get me some of those, if so.Where are the dark chocolate ones??????
I wish. Not crazy about milk chocolate. Too sweet and no taste. Kinda like adding milk and sugar to coffee. Disgusting.
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I like to think I have just the right amount.Someone has way too much time on their hands.
Still trying to keep pace with the Reeses.Where are the dark chocolate ones??????
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