Who would you puke on? Really.

Discussion in 'Politics' started by shilohshooters, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. shilohshooters

    shilohshooters Active Member

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    So, it's late and I'm perusing TGT and I come across a post from Cortez ( who else? ) about Cindy Sheehan. Now, I'm trying to wind down and go to bed, but as I read this article, my stomach just starts retching in revulsion and resentment and I feel like I could just freakin' puke. Now, it's not just Cindy S. , because I get this feeling all day while friends are telling me about something some scumbag politician did, or what some scumbag politician said. I get this feeling when I watch the news or read the paper. I am constantly repulsed by the actions of our politicians, government and our media. Repulsed to the point that I physically wish to puke. Which made me think of a pretty terrible movie I watched last night. In what very well may have been the only part of the movie that I really laughed, the protaganist, projectile vomit's all over the antagonist. I mean, suddenly and ALL OVER this guy. Orange and chunky. Dis-gus-ting. And I laughed good and hard. Which in turn got me thinking, if I could pick out a politician, any politician, and just turn a street corner and out of the blue throw up my guts on one of these turd's, just who would I choose? My list gets longer every second that I don't have an answer! How could I pick just one? Would I go for the obvious and let Pelosi taste my leftovers, or would I go for "The Messiah" for a round of applause from America and Israel? Am I still allowed to vote for Teddy K.? I mean with the 'round the clock funeral and lovefest on TV, it's like he never left us!!! Cannot leave out Hitlary, you know she would never be able to catch up to you with cankles like that. Don't forget about our own Sheila "The Multi-tasker" Jackson Lee. Prime candidate for a bile bath. Boxer, Reid, Waxman, Feinstein, Spector, Howard "The Smirk" Dean, my gosh, I can't produce enough sickness for all of them by myself. So I need your help, TGT brethren. I want to know, Who would you "Surprise Vomit" all over? You don't even have to tell me why, I can probably figure it out pretty easily. I just hope I'm not the only one that gets so nauseas at the mere sight, sound, thought, of these tax evading, kickback pocketing, criminal, Country Hi-Jackers. SO I ask you, just who is it that disturbs and disrupts the bowels of Team TGT the most? What the heck, for the sake of continuuity and longevity, we'll let ol' Teddy K. keep his fedora in the ring, as well. Let the polling begin!:texas:
     


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    Maybe I should have gone with the Off Topic Section...Oh well, the news and the Soap Opera cast that makes the news makes me want to puke...
     
  3. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    It would be a toss up between Feinstein, Pelosi, or my local liberal... Doggett on whom would get the 24 hour chinese food buffet touched off with a gallon of warm milk vomit rebate.
     
  4. Okierifleman

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    So many to puke on, so little puke.....If I had to pick one, hands down, it would be Pelosi. I am pretty sure she is the Antichrist. If I could muster up a little more, my second heave would definately go onto the messiah himself. And, oh, if I could please get one more wretch, I would have to get Reid, Waxman, Dodd, Frank, and F'n Specter to lay on top of each other so I could get a little better puke coverage. When I am done, for dessert, I would get Sheehan and Garafolo a nice sh*t sandwich to choke on.
     
  5. dbgun

    dbgun TGT Addict

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    bill & hillary Clinton
     
  6. SiscoKid

    SiscoKid Active Member

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    Great thought, great topic. Really made me sit down and think.

    Everyone Shiloh listed could be at the top of the list. In our area, surely Jackson Lee is the nuttiest of the nuts. I also think Boxer (Remember, "Call me SENATOR") is a real kook. Scrolling back up I see you missed one real first class Dirtbag - Chuck Schumer. He is so slimey he probably has to take two showers. To call him a snake is embarrassing to good snakes.

    But I have to leave politicians to find who I think are the best of the best (Hmmm, "Top Gun"), the real slimeballs in this country. It's the top dogs (no disrespect to dogs) at MSNBC. I think Keithey Olberman is the prickest of the preicks, with "Thrill up my leg" Matthews a close second, and that guy (?) Maddow bringing up the rear. (not HER rear I hope) Fat Ed Schultz don't even count because his ratings are so low... But at this network, they don't even try to hide their ultra left wing bias, their twisted logic, or their insane love for all democrats, and their blind hatred for repugs and FIX News.

    Then we can move to CNN, CBS, ABC, PBS ...... another day.
     
  7. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    If I had but one barf to give ... Pelosi
     
  8. Texican Scotty

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    Bill Maher anyone? Bill Maher?
     
  9. 2Shots1Wound

    2Shots1Wound Active Member

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    Pelosi would be my number 1 target no doubt. She would be black and blue from the vomity , chunky onslaught of my righteousness :)

    Next at bat would be Mr. Butt Pirate himself , Barney Frank
     
  10. shilohshooters

    shilohshooters Active Member

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    Wow! I can't believe I left 'em out of my rant: Schumer, Olberman, Maher, Frank and the ever appropriate liberal lunch, the scat-sandwhich! I think Pelosi is leading the pack, but only by a Vurp (vomit-burp)! Good job fella's, keep it up!
     

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