Why is it

[FireInTheWire]

when we count it goes... ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen and not oneteen twoteen threeteen fourteen?

 

[AustinN4]

I nominate this the most insightful and important post of the day. (not)

 

[FireInTheWire]

I nominate this the most insightful and important post of the day. (not)

I'm being serious.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

when we count it goes... ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen and not oneteen twoteen threeteen fourteen?

How much time have you spent researching this?

 

[FireInTheWire]

Nevermind... I found it http://nowiknow.com/oneteen-and-twoteen/

 

[BRD@66]

I do count like that: oneteen, twoteen, etc.

 

[AustinN4]

I'm being serious.

I was afraid that might be the case.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Hhmmm, wacky terbacky, eh?

 

[AustinN4]

Hhmmm, wacky terbacky, eh?

Early in the morning, no less.

 

[FireInTheWire]

Hhmmm, wacky terbacky, eh?

Nah... I get drug tested.

 

[EZ-E]

Glad I'm not a goat herder looking for my extra sheep.

I count like that all the time to the cops that pull me over for swerving

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Coiled]

I got up to ninety one 2 teen and ran out of zipper teeth to count one so I'm tapping out.

 

[Coiled]

Count on, not "one".

I'm an idjit when I'm cocky

 

[candcallen]

Nah... I get drug tested.

So

 

[Coiled]

Glad I'm not a goat herder looking for my extra sheep.

I count like that all the time to the cops that pull me over for swerving

If they can't tell you how many times you swerved, they should return your Jennings and let you go.

 

[candcallen]

when we count it goes... ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen and not oneteen twoteen threeteen fourteen?

Because the latter gets the judge to give a blood draw warrant.

 

[prisondoc]

when we count it goes... ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen and not oneteen twoteen threeteen fourteen?

This is the reason.

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[Coiled]

Well now, that just got awkward.

 

[baboon]

Glad I'm not a goat herder looking for my extra sheep.

I count like that all the time to the cops that pull me over for swerving

They never seem to think it’s funny when you tell them your invisible girlfriend was blowing you either, and zipped your loose skin up when she finished.