Woman Drivers...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by ConnRadd, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. ConnRadd

    ConnRadd Active Member

    Women Drivers...

    I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
    This morning on the Interstate,
    I looked over to my left and there was a


    Woman

    In a brand new
    Cadillac



    Doing 65 mph



    With her
    Face up next to her
    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner.


    I looked away

    For a couple seconds
    !


    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,



    Still working on that makeup.

    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;
    I dropped

    My electric shaver ,


    Which knocked


    The donut


    Out of my other hand. !


    In all
    The confusion of trying
    To straighten out the car



    Using my knees against

    The steering wheel,



    It knocked


    My Cell Phone



    Away from my ear



    Which fell



    Into the coffee


    Between my legs!



    Splashed,



    And burned



    Big Jim and the Twins,



    Ruined the damn phone,


    Soaked my trousers,



    And disconnected an
    Important call.

    Damn women drivers
     


  2. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    :rofl::rofl:
     

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