Ha! Well, the Linda of which I speak had one particular talent that kept me with her for a while!I was worried. She was from your neck of the woods.
Did it involve a golfball and a water hose?Perhaps they were related!
I won't elaborate lest I risk a ban from the forum!
I heard it was a bumper!Dechromed trailer hitch....
Amen brother. As an added bonus my wife is the worlds leading authority on vague pronoun reference. Just to keep things interesting.They are not stupid. They just bring you into the conversation in their head two paragraphs in.
It gets worse with age.
Heard a friend one time state, "Man she may be ugly, but she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball"Ha! Well, the Linda of which I speak had one particular talent that kept me with her for a while!