Would you rather?

[Sam7sf]

Taking a break from building a deck and I thought you know this is a great question for the boys at tgt.

Would you rather drop your favorite or nicest gun on gravel or would you rather get a lap dance from Hillary Clinton in a swimsuit for 2 hours.

 

[Dawico]

Why can't I do both?

 

[SloppyShooter]

Taking a break from building a deck and I thought you know this is a great question for the boys at tgt.

Would you rather drop your favorite or nicest gun on gravel or would you rather get a lap dance from Hillary Clinton in a swimsuit for 2 hours.

I vote for the gravel drop,but..I wanna use YOUR pistol.

 

[Davetex]

Why isn't slamming my nuts in a car door an option?

 

[Sam7sf]

Why isn't slamming my nuts in a car door an option?

Afraid you might like the lap dance??

 

[SloppyShooter]

Why isn't slamming my nuts in a car door an option?

Well..iffin ya want to...go fer it, we are here to support you ( but not those body parts, you'll have to hold them on your own.)

 

[Byrd666]

I'd rather drop, kick, and pound my nicest pistol into oblivion than have that Thing even near me.

Once seen................... IT can never be unseen. And I'm not up to puking and dry heaves for an eternity.

 

[jrbfishn]

If I had to put up with her in the same room, for any length of time, I might use the pistol.

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[busykngt]

You sure do think of odd ball questions while you’re building a deck!

Kinda thinkin’ it’s a good thing ya came in for a break... ‘cause I’m thinking you were jest a gnat’s ass away from a heat stroke!

 

[Sam7sf]

You sure do think of odd ball questions while you’re building a deck!

Kinda thinkin’ it’s a good thing ya came in for a break... ‘cause I’m thinking you were jest a gnat’s ass away from a heat stroke!

Some of the most horrible would you rathers have happened on the job.

 

[Sam7sf]

I was gonna say I'd take the lap dance but it made me feel ill.

 

[Moonpie]

Lap dance. I can live with the mental trama.
Nicks and scratches on the SAA?...…...somebody dies.

 

[Sam7sf]

Lap dance. I can live with the mental trama.
Nicks and scratches on the SAA?...…...somebody dies.

The beauty of a saa alone can heal a person of that trama.

 

[jrbfishn]

That is more than anyone should have to endure.

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[easy rider]

I'd rather drop, kick, and pound my nicest pistol into oblivion than have that Thing even near me.

Once seen................... IT can never be unseen. And I'm not up to puking and dry heaves for an eternity.

I'm with you, I can replace a gun, I would never get my dignity back after the alternative.

 

[robertc1024]

Lap dance. But I'd have to be three sheets to the wind so I couldn't remember it again.

 

[Vaquero]

Lap dance. But I'd have to be three sheets to the wind so I couldn't remember it again.

And an acid blotter.

Damn the flashbacks

 

[Dawico]

Lap dance. I can live with the mental trama.
Nicks and scratches on the SAA?...…...somebody dies.

A SAA would probably break too....