Ya know ya got a Keeper when…

[billtool]

You’re on top of an 8 ft ladder hanging a heavy ass light fixture and discover way too late that you need a flat head screwdriver you don’t have. And you’re past the point of no return. No letting the fixture go. It’s hang it now or you’re frucked. No way those wire nuts are holding this thing. You holler for you wife and she hears the anguish in your voice. Calling out for a flathead screwdriver- fast! Your arms are quickly running out of hold it up juice. She yells I got it I got it while hauling ass past you and into the garage. 30 seconds of banging and clanging later she shows up with every single flathead screwdriver you own asking you which one you need. Some of us get lucky with the good ones…

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

You’re on top of an 8 ft ladder hanging a heavy ass light fixture and discover way too late that you need a flat head screwdriver you don’t have. And you’re past the point of no return. No letting the fixture go. It’s hang it now or you’re frucked. No way those wire nuts are holding this thing. You holler for you wife and she hears the anguish in your voice. Calling out for a flathead screwdriver- fast! Your arms are quickly running out of hold it up juice. She yells I got it I got it while hauling ass past you and into the garage. 30 seconds of banging and clanging later she shows up with every single flathead screwdriver you own asking you which one you need. Some of us get lucky with the good ones…

Dammit boy yep. A keeper

 

[no2gates]

Mine woulda said "remember, that's a 4-in-1 screwdriver ya got there".

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Mine woulda said "remember, that's a 4-in-1 screwdriver ya got there".

 

[toddnjoyce]

You’re on top of an 8 ft ladder hanging a heavy …It’s hang it now or you’re frucked. No way those wire nuts are holding this thing. You holler for you wife and she hears the anguish in your voice.…

#oldguyproblems

 

[no2gates]

No letting the fixture go. It’s hang it now or you’re frucked. No way those wire nuts are holding this thing. You holler for you wife and she hears the anguish in your voice.

Out of context thread, here's this weeks winner for sure...

 

[billtool]

#oldguyproblems

Ha! Truly. A young guy problem would be neither one would know what a flathead screwdriver is.

 

[Axxe55]

Mine would have asked which one is the Flat-head?

 

[candcallen]

Upon on a ladder....


I thought that story was going...um ....elsewhere.

 

[seeker_two]

Upon on a ladder....


I thought that story was going...um ....elsewhere.

A real keeper would have followed that plotline....

 

[Bozz10mm]

Mine:

Will a butter knife work?

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Will a butter knife work?

Bwhaaaaaaa dats funny

 

[skfullgun]

Great catch.

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

My moment was when she said "I won't ask about your guns if you won't ask about my sewing stuff." And, better still, she still did not say a word when she realized the little 6-12 gun safe and a few in the closet were just a fraction compared to my gun room.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Mine would've hung the light fixture using the screwdriver anticipating the need...cuz she's smarter than me...

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Keeper coming back from looking at houses and she buys you a 1911 on the way home.
Or being out of work because of surgery and she gets you night vision.
Or being on vacation and she gets you a 7mag...

I win

 

[candcallen]

Keeper coming back from looking at houses and she buys you a 1911 on the way home.
Or being out of work because of surgery and she gets you night vision.
Or being on vacation and she gets you a 7mag...

I win

Rent her out?


Purely for personal shopping.

 

[Axxe55]

Keeper coming back from looking at houses and she buys you a 1911 on the way home.
Or being out of work because of surgery and she gets you night vision.
Or being on vacation and she gets you a 7mag...

I win

Think she would adopt me?

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Rent her out?


Purely for personal shopping.

Haaaaa bwhaaaaaaaaaa sorry but this genie stays in da bottle

 

[EZ-E]

My wife is pretty savvy when it comes to tools, her dad was a mechanic & taught her the difference between different tools. She's a keeper for sure.

She even proved it again last night. I leave about 2200 to go hog hunting. Walk in the door about 0230. Walk in the bedroom, get ready for bed & she's waiting up for me. I go to give her a kiss goodnight & she slides the blanket down enough to reveal some sexxy lingerie for me to unwrap.... DEFINITELY A KEEPER!!!!