You might be a redneck if.........

[Moonpie]

TXOMFS is that you?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Pretty funny...

 

[V-Tach]

Pretty stupid......

 

[EZ-E]

Nothin like a hold my beer moment

 

[candcallen]

That's from you might be a phucking retard.

But I get the confusion.

 

[Texasgordo]

Brazoria County?

 

[Moonpie]

Propane does wonders for a persons lungs.

 

[Moonpie]

Brazoria County?

Bexar

 

[satx78247]

To All,

There is a HUGE difference in being a REDNECK & being a RETARD.

The vast majority of "us Rednecks" are NOT stupid. SOME of us even got "edumakated" = We generally reserve being a FOOL to hate-FILLED DYs, "Kalifornicaters", SELF-righteous DIMocRAT extremists & "brainless city kitties".

FYI, I was BORN in CAMP COUNTY & RAISED in MORRIS COUNTY, TX & proud of it.
(It's HARD to be more "country" than that.)

ROFL, satx

 

[no2gates]

I sure hope he's sterile. Don't want him dippin' his DNA toes into the waters of the human gene pool

 

[Axxe55]

I sure hope he's sterile. Don't want him dippin' his DNA toes into the waters of the human gene pool

I sure wished someone was sterile.

 

[Moonpie]

I’ll bet he runs a Glock.

 

[satx78247]

I’ll bet he runs a Glock.

Moonpie,

LIKELY SO.

"US Rednecks" don't buy/shoot "plastic gunz".

yours, satx

 

[Geezer]

Hank Hill?

 

[Axxe55]

Hank Hill?

 

[contender buff]

What an idiot!