Please come back. We need you more than ever! Come back, and get the ghost of Dick Teague to build us some real American cars.
The current market is crap and needs your leadership. Tear up the bullshit codependent government/corporate blueprint that's destroying our faith in American cars and trucks and neutering society. Give the finger to the EPA, The DOT, and any other bespectacled bureaucrat that wants to castrate the industry while covering every passenger in bubble wrap and fairy dust. Rip out the 20" HDTV screens and fly by wire, lobotomizing "connected experience" horsecrap. Restore the good old fashioned ground-pounding V8, adrenaline-fueled, burbling fountain of youth, wind in what's left of our hair experience we all need.
Give us another round of AMX, CJ, Cherokee, Matador innovation that flaunts convention, restores simplicity, and brings excitement. Make cars easy to work on again. Let people stand in the engine compartment to change a starter like in the glory days.
Stop the cancer that's eating away at the youth of today with a line of vehicles that promote individuality, self-reliance, and creativity.
It's not too late. Ask any GM, Ford, or <cough> Fiat/Chrysler owner out there. You're our only hope.
The current market is crap and needs your leadership. Tear up the bullshit codependent government/corporate blueprint that's destroying our faith in American cars and trucks and neutering society. Give the finger to the EPA, The DOT, and any other bespectacled bureaucrat that wants to castrate the industry while covering every passenger in bubble wrap and fairy dust. Rip out the 20" HDTV screens and fly by wire, lobotomizing "connected experience" horsecrap. Restore the good old fashioned ground-pounding V8, adrenaline-fueled, burbling fountain of youth, wind in what's left of our hair experience we all need.
Give us another round of AMX, CJ, Cherokee, Matador innovation that flaunts convention, restores simplicity, and brings excitement. Make cars easy to work on again. Let people stand in the engine compartment to change a starter like in the glory days.
Stop the cancer that's eating away at the youth of today with a line of vehicles that promote individuality, self-reliance, and creativity.
It's not too late. Ask any GM, Ford, or <cough> Fiat/Chrysler owner out there. You're our only hope.
