My mother was a bird lover. She had all manner of bird feeders and baths set up around her back patio. There was all manner of birds around. Hummingbirds, painted buntings, cardinals, blue jays, you name it. Bird sanctuary.
One day the white wing doves found Mom’s free food and bed hotel. Very quickly they overtook the place. Chased off all the other birds. Mom was not happy. Stupid birds were total slobs.
She asked some guy I may or may not know to bring over a pneumatic white-wing eradication device and remedy her predicament.
After the situation was returned to normal operating conditions the other birds returned. Much to dear old mom’s enjoyment.
One day the white wing doves found Mom’s free food and bed hotel. Very quickly they overtook the place. Chased off all the other birds. Mom was not happy. Stupid birds were total slobs.
She asked some guy I may or may not know to bring over a pneumatic white-wing eradication device and remedy her predicament.
After the situation was returned to normal operating conditions the other birds returned. Much to dear old mom’s enjoyment.