I beat the crap out of a tisas for the lulz

[Texasgordo]

A failed breathalyzer test really helps when reading this thread.

You still drinking vodak?

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

It probably would have bent the first time I tried to spread cream cheese on a beagle, but what the hell...

That Beagle would probably bite you the first time you tried to spread cream cheese on it,
not knowing your intentions.

 

[Moonpie]

You still drinking vodak?

Hanging out on this forum it use is essential.

 

[General Zod]

That Beagle would probably bite you the first time you tried to spread cream cheese on it,
not knowing your intentions.

Well, anyone who'd buy a Turkish ass-gun might just try to butter a beagle too.

 

[Gordo]

 

[Gordo]

You still drinking vodak?

Bagels only drink wine...

 

[Texasgordo]

Bagels only drink wine...

What about beagles?

 

[Gordo]

I like them with Green Cheese on them.

 

[Moonpie]

I like them with Green Cheese on them.

 

[zackmars]

What have y'all done to my thread my goodness

 

[PinnedandRecessed]

I had bought a turkish ass gun

 

[Younggun]

What have y'all done to my thread my goodness

Nothing is sacred here.

 

[zackmars]

I like beagles almost as much as throwing 1911's into rock piles

 

[Sasquatch]

What have y'all done to my thread my goodness

Really, you should know better than to expect a thread not to morph into something more beautiful than it began. This is TGT, after all. Texas Gun Talk, Trans Gun Talk, whatever. WE don't judge here, unless you don't like .30 Super Carry. Then we judge the shit out of you and shun you and dun you until you accept .30 Super Carry as the holy caliber.

 

[zackmars]

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Really, you should know better than to expect a thread not to morph into something more beautiful than it began. This is TGT, after all. Texas Gun Talk, Trans Gun Talk, whatever. WE don't judge here, unless you don't like .30 Super Carry. Then we judge the shit out of you and shun you and dun you until you accept .30 Super Carry as the holy caliber.

But this is MY thread. Not someone else's .

It's not like I go around and derail people's threads for fun

 

[Sasquatch]

If, in a dimentia episode, I had bought a turkish ass gun,
then come back to my normal, somewhat coherent self,
I would have ground it up in a Blend Tech, put it in a canister, along with a couple of Hi-Point 9mm barrels,
threw in in the barbecue pit, and made a Damascus butter knife out of it.

It probably would have bent the first time I tried to spread cream cheese on a beagle, but what the hell...

I thought beagles prefer peanutbutter, not cream cheese. Poor beagle anyway - shouldn't be subjected spreading cream cheese on them, or to the horrors of ass-guns from Turkiye - they can't even spell Turkey right. Damn gobblers.

What's your beagle's favorite bagel when y'all get drunk together?

 

[Younggun]

But this is MY thread. Not someone else's .

It's not like I go around and derail people's threads for fun

You should really try it sometime.

 

[Sasquatch]

 

[zackmars]

You should really try it sometime

Hmm. I don't know. Seems awfully rude

 

[Younggun]

Hmm. I don't know. Seems awfully rude

Depends.

I mean, if the thread is “I threw my gun at some rocks” you gotta expect shit to go sideways