In the stupid shit wannabe navy's do departments.

[candcallen]

Iran sinks it's own ship.

https://www.israelhayom.com/2020/05/11/report-iranian-destroyer-accidentally-sinks-irgc-warship/




The Iranian Navy confirms 19 sailors killed, 15 wounded in a friendly fire incident in the Gulf of Oman. Arab media says Iranian battleship was hit by a C-802 Noor missile during a military exercise, causing it to sink.

 

[Hoji]

I’ll have a

 

[baboon]

Trained killers they ar!

 

[Hoji]

Trained killers they arrrrrrrrrr!

Fixed it for you.

 

[baboon]

Fixed it for you.

I'll be real honest with y'all I hate all things pirate! Seasonal job had me listening to pirate music 3 times a day Sat. & Sun. for 2 months. It was good for business but not good for my sanity. That whole Jack Sparrow thing sucked for way longer then it ever should. Hey you don't want to break character while ordering beers guess what we aint going to serve you.

 

[candcallen]

You wanna know what my favorite classic disney ride is?

Yo ho ho...

 

[Moonpie]

But why is the rum gone?

 

[Vaquero]

But why is the rum gone?

You'd drink too if you worked for Disneyland.

 

[candcallen]

I almost got the pirate fleet to attack the small world. What a glorious battle that would have been.

If only I could have gone thru one more time.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Iran,...needs more nukes...ours....

 

[oldag]

Oopsies.

McHale's navy?

 

[Texasgordo]

But why is the rum gone?

Plenty of vodak available

 

[BRD@66]

Iran,...needs more nukes...ours....

WE sent 'em some uranium didn't we? Or was that the Kenyan that did that?

 

[Moonpie]

inshalla

 

[Fishkiller]

Allah Akbar

 

[45tex]

Its a small world after all. Its a small world after...
No worse ear worm or amusement park ride ever

 

[candcallen]

Allah Akbar

Aloha snackbar. New Hawaiian bbq joint opening up in Tehran.

They are a late night tv host joke writer dream.

 

[oldag]

I would not put it past Iran to have done this intentionally to demonstrate their capability to the US and Saudi. They don't value human life. Not sure if the damaged ship was of much value to them or not.

 

[avvidclif]

The world calls it a disaster, Iran calls it confirming the Anti-Ship missile works as designed.

 

[Dredens]

Iran's got a pretty solid recent history of hitting the unintended target, assuming everything is as presented of course.