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Mornin!.... Coffee!
Axxe55
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AND CHAPTER THREE TOMORROW!
Fishkiller
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Good Morning Texicans. Another day another doctor visit. today is the heart fellow for annual check on the life pump.
Mine seems to have a leak. Every time I pick it up it's empty again...
g'mornin' y'all...
Supposed to get some more rain...
Big "yeller/red" mess hanging out in the Ohio Valley....
Was intending to put up a two car "carport"...so I can weld on stuff in the rain....all without getting wet..
At $2,700? They all be akeepin' them carports!
I wait 'til it ain't a rainin'...
With the rain we had so far this year?
That might be after the ARK gets outta DRY DOCK on Mt. Ararat!
Big "yeller/red" mess hanging out in the Ohio Valley....
Was intending to put up a two car "carport"...so I can weld on stuff in the rain....all without getting wet..
At $2,700? They all be akeepin' them carports!
I wait 'til it ain't a rainin'...
With the rain we had so far this year?
That might be after the ARK gets outta DRY DOCK on Mt. Ararat!
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for your use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That’s correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for your use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That’s correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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