Spotted mutant raccoon at Costco in Austin

[EZ-E]

It's a tail.

The videos I've seen, there's usually a butt plug attached to the other end

 

[candcallen]

Videos you say?

 

[Davetex]

What would Jed Clampett say???

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Some of the favored 'lefty' words: Judjemental, Sustainable, RE-think, Climate Change, etc....

 

[cygunner]

Costco: The WalMart of the 21st. Century.

 

[baboon]

The videos I've seen, there's usually a butt plug attached to the other end

Pretty much any chick working the renfest & staying in the camp ground it was an invite for dookie love!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Pretty much any chick working the renfest & staying in the camp ground it was an invite for dookie love!

Travel the dark road Hershey highway in .3mi

 

[Axxe55]

Some things, are better left unknown.

Or as my grandpa use to say, "The less you know how sausage is made, the easier it is to eat breakfast."

 

[skfullgun]

1980. Driving down Guadalupe with my mom, who had come to visit me in my first year at college in Austin. A dude was walking in front of Conan's Pizza with an impressively tall, multicolored mohawk and other punk-rock garb. My mother rolled down the window, stuck her head out and gave a hands over the mouth, "woo-woo-woo-wooo" Indian yell like we used to do when we were playing cowboys and Indians. I was appalled!
I chastised her and she just laughed and said, "he wanted attention, so I gave him some!"
Mom was pretty saavy.

 

[Axxe55]

1980. Driving down Guadalupe with my mom, who had come to visit me in my first year at college in Austin. A dude was walking in front of Conan's Pizza with an impressively tall, multicolored mohawk and other punk-rock garb. My mother rolled down the window, stuck her head out and gave a hands over the mouth, "woo-woo-woo-wooo" Indian yell like we used to do when we were playing cowboys and Indians. I was appalled!
I chastised her and she just laughed and said, "he wanted attention, so I gave him some!"
Mom was pretty saavy.

SK, your mom sounds pretty cool to me!

 

[baboon]

1980. Driving down Guadalupe with my mom, who had come to visit me in my first year at college in Austin. A dude was walking in front of Conan's Pizza with an impressively tall, multicolored mohawk and other punk-rock garb. My mother rolled down the window, stuck her head out and gave a hands over the mouth, "woo-woo-woo-wooo" Indian yell like we used to do when we were playing cowboys and Indians. I was appalled!
I chastised her and she just laughed and said, "he wanted attention, so I gave him some!"
Mom was pretty saavy.

Chicks dig Mohawks!

 

[Axxe55]

Chicks dig Mohawks!

And you are just now telling us this?

You mean I should have went for the mohawk years ago, instead of the mullet?

And chicks dig the mullet!

 

[baboon]

And you are just now telling us this?

You mean I should have went for the mohawk years ago, instead of the mullet?

And chicks dig the mullet!

Gay chicks rock them mullets! Had beer wenches keeping tract of that shit @ the renfest.

 

[candcallen]

And you are just now telling us this?

You mean I should have went for the mohawk years ago, instead of the mullet?

And chicks dig the mullet!

The mullet is easier to grab onto from the front while reaching down. Mohawk, not so much. So I've been told.

 

[baboon]

The mullet is easier to grab onto from the front while reaching down. Mohawk, not so much. So I've been told.

Of the few chicks with mohawks that I have known they were carpet munchers!

 

[Hoji]

1980. Driving down Guadalupe with my mom, who had come to visit me in my first year at college in Austin. A dude was walking in front of Conan's Pizza with an impressively tall, multicolored mohawk and other punk-rock garb. My mother rolled down the window, stuck her head out and gave a hands over the mouth, "woo-woo-woo-wooo" Indian yell like we used to do when we were playing cowboys and Indians. I was appalled!
I chastised her and she just laughed and said, "he wanted attention, so I gave him some!"
Mom was pretty saavy.

I probably would have taken that as an invitation to show her my tomahawk.

 

[candcallen]

Of the few chicks with mohawks that I have known they were carpet munchers!

Meh, I knew one. Her dad robbed and killed an armored car driver. She was normal except the mohawk. The crimes occurred when we were like 6 years old. I met her thru a friend in HS. Barely knew her.

 

[LinuxAssailant]

Rawk-out with your hawk-out!
Rock-on brother, most people don't have hair up-top to rock the hawk at that age.

 

[V-Tach]

America...............

One of a kind................

 

[Roscoe1612]

Wow the raccoons are huge in Austin spotted one at Costco

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I really do hope those two are on the gun no buy list because I would seriously question their life choices.