What’s up with Pronstar’s Suburban this time

[pronstar]

Long day, I’m tired. I’ll give an update tomorrow…

Let’s hear your guesses…blatantly wrong answers appreciated

 

[Eastexasrick]

It does not run.

 

[crystalphoto]

It's broke...

 

[DoubleDuty]

Ran out of gas

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Out of blinker fluid....

 

[Eastexasrick]

When they worked on it in California, they drained the radiator. They did not replace the correct mixture of antifreeze. Whilst you were dining the temperature dropped, the coolant froze, and cracked the block.

 

[Sasquatch]

Its a post-COVID model, or its an early 2020 that suffers from being a GM product in general?

Could be fuel pump - stupidly common among GM trucks and SUVs

Or transmission

Seat heater malfunction caused a battery fault

Mrs. Pronstar put Diesel in it, and its a gasser

You drove into Ford country and someone filled the gas tank with sand

You took it into Dodge country, and some dipshit with a Carolina squatted Ram 1500 plowed into the passenger side, with no insurance

You decided to stop putting miles on it because its a lease?

You decided to trade it in on a Subaru, and you're leaving Texas to move to Oregon to become a transgender lesbian

 

[TXAZ]

Obvious: The wheels aren’t touching the ground and it’s pointing the wrong way.

 

[Texasgordo]

Cummins conversion?

 

[toddnjoyce]

Diesel fill up.

DEF fill up.

It’s a Chevy.

 

[skfullgun]

So, which model Subaru are you trading it for?

I think Sasquatch is on to something.

 

[Sasquatch]

So, which model Subaru are you trading it for?

I think Sasquatch is on to something.

 

[Sam7sf]

Nothing wrong with it at all. You’re being paid by Ford.

What are they paying you? A dress and some 6.5 cm ammo?

 

[Sasquatch]

Nothing wrong with it at all. You’re being paid by Ford.

What are they paying you? A dress and some 6.5 cm ammo?

Oooh, maybe a Bronco.

 

[Army 1911]

Technically I think the problem is it's get up and go got up and went.

 

[General Zod]

You let your in-laws work on it.

 

[popsgarland]

 

[popsgarland]

All joking aside, I'm really sorry to hear your still having issues with your vehicle.

Hopefully it will be fixed correctly and this will be the last time you'll have issues with it.

 

[Eastexasrick]

it will be fixed correctly and this will be the last time you'll have issues with it.

 

[V-Tach]

Obviously the problem is you haven't traded it yet.............damn....good luck, I hate vehicle problems.......