Ok well, cross another one off the list.
I swear I'm not gonna be able to turn on the TV by the time these idiots are done showing their ass's.
Then don't. Read a book instead. Oh, wait a minute. The liberal asshats are infecting those, too. They want Mark Twain's works rewritten to remove "objectionable" words.
It's getting to the point where anything you do has been soiled, perverted or shit upon by some liberal asshats somewhere.