You know, last week I helped an elderly lady cross the street, I didnt step on that ant that bit my foot and gave a piggy back ride to half the kids in our neighborhood. Then I painted my mother-in-law's boyfriend's house for nothing, made five trips this month to McAllen with my Dad for doctor's appointments, surgery, and follow-up visits; volunteered as a chaperone for band trips and sang 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' with the kids on our way back home from the competition.
Do I qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize? Screw the prize, just give me the moneyyyyyyyyy...
But... I bought my wife a sympathy card for her birthday, that may send me to hell...
