NSFW Old Men Griping About Stuff

[TX69]

And, to top it all off, the women get uglier at closing time ...

Drink them pretty

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

at 10 they are 2's...............at 2 they are 10's

 

[IXLR8]

I just got back from a 2933 mile vacation trip through New Mexico, to Arizona and the Grand Canyon. It was actually a very nice drive, and the other drivers were very friendly. I will even thank the Arizona highway patrol for not pulling me over, even when they had me red handed well over the limit...

Then I reached Ft. Worth on the way back, traveling through Waco, Hearne, and College Station back to Katy. That is where the most piss poor drivers of the whole trip were located. Does no one know how to keep out of the left lane? There was always someone with left lane lock dialed in holding up traffic for miles.

I think the comedian Gallagher had the right idea. Issue everyone a dart gun with a flag on the dart. When you see an idiot, pop a flag into their car. When the police see enough flags, they pull 'em over and ticket them. Even if they don't, you know who they are by the flags.....

 

[orbitup]

I just got back from a 2933 mile vacation trip through New Mexico, to Arizona and the Grand Canyon. It was actually a very nice drive, and the other drivers were very friendly. I will even thank the Arizona highway patrol for not pulling me over, even when they had me red handed well over the limit...

Then I reached Ft. Worth on the way back, traveling through Waco, Hearne, and College Station back to Katy. That is where the most piss poor drivers of the whole trip were located. Does no one know how to keep out of the left lane? There was always someone with left lane lock dialed in holding up traffic for miles.

I think the comedian Gallagher had the right idea. Issue everyone a dart gun with a flag on the dart. When you see an idiot pop a flag into their car. When the police see enough flags, they pull 'em over and ticket them. Even if they don't, you know who they are by the flags.....

Huge pet peeve of mine! 35 is full of 'em.

 

[Sugar Land]

Please keep your Prius out of the fast lane.

 

[Southpaw]

I just got back from a 2933 mile vacation trip through New Mexico, to Arizona and the Grand Canyon. It was actually a very nice drive, and the other drivers were very friendly. I will even thank the Arizona highway patrol for not pulling me over, even when they had me red handed well over the limit...

Then I reached Ft. Worth on the way back, traveling through Waco, Hearne, and College Station back to Katy. That is where the most piss poor drivers of the whole trip were located. Does no one know how to keep out of the left lane? There was always someone with left lane lock dialed in holding up traffic for miles.

I think the comedian Gallagher had the right idea. Issue everyone a dart gun with a flag on the dart. When you see an idiot, pop a flag into their car. When the police see enough flags, they pull 'em over and ticket them. Even if they don't, you know who they are by the flags.....

Huge pet peeve of mine! 35 is full of 'em.

Right there with both y'all.

 

[Tex62]

Right there with both y'all.

Unfortunately, I travel 35 between Dallas and San Marcos all the time. One kid in TSU and another living in Austin. Inlaws in Fredericksburg and parents in Georgetown. Sandwich generation... Got to take the back roads to Fritztown Friday from North Dallas, 4.5 hours instead of the usual 5.5 to 7.... I'll skip it when I can.

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[orbitup]

I take 77 usually. A few weeks ago I drove from Corpus to Dallas and was only on 35 through Waco.

 

[Vaquero]

I avoid 35 if at all possible.

 

[Tex62]

Yeah, it is a literal death trap.

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[ROGER4314]

Did you ever notice that young women all look alike? Hell, they look like they've been stamped out with a cookie cutter!

As to 60 year old women, they all look alike too, much to my dismay.

A notable exception is friend Bonnie. She 65, has the best disposition and has a totally unique appearance! She's intelligent, has a good heart and a giving nature. Bonnie is a very unique lady! She is my best friend (other than Jake!).

RE: "There's no fool like an old fool!"
When a younger, attractive woman expresses interest in a 68 year old man, it's flattering! What buzzes in my head immediately, is the above statement:

"There's no fool like an old fool!"

There is only ONE reason that a young, pretty woman wants an old man......MONEY...................either to get some from him now or later!

So, I've conditioned myself to NOT ask "Do I want her?" and instead, ask myself "Why would she want ME!" The answer comes to mind immediately!

Flash

 

[Mike1234567]

So... Flash... how many years did it take (how much did it cost you) before you figured that out??

 

[Vaquero]

A radical muslim wants to make jihad and kills 5 unarmed military recruiters.
"We're not sure of the motive". But we're certain that he doesn't represent those who applaud his actions.
No connection.

A right wing blogger with a history of mental problems kills some people in a theater. And himself.
He instantly represents constitutionalists across the board. Definitely terrorism.
Being a white right winger is a dangerous thing.

Pisses me off.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

^^^Yep. It's BS.

And w the influx of ILLEGAL immigrants turning states blue it will only get worse.

 

[cbigclarke]

^^^Yep. It's BS.

And w the influx of ILLEGAL immigrants turning states blue it will only get worse.

It's worse than you think.
Let me fill y'all in. What is happening now is they are moving the poor folk into suburbia. They are going to change the faces of our communities, and voting habits by the stroke of a HUD pen

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[jrbfishn]

Yup

sent from an idgit coffeeholic

 

[karlac]

A radical muslim wants to make jihad and kills 5 unarmed military recruiters.
"We're not sure of the motive". But we're certain that he doesn't represent those who applaud his actions.
No connection.

A right wing blogger with a history of mental problems kills some people in a theater. And himself.
He instantly represents constitutionalists across the board. Definitely terrorism.
Being a white right winger is a dangerous thing.

Pisses me off.

Don't forget this, hardly a mention in MSM, while CNN continues their fixation on Lafayette...

http://news.yahoo.com/police-oklahoma-motive-unclear-5-fatal-stabbings-090624923.html#

 

[ROGER4314]

So... Flash... how many years did it take (how much did it cost you) before you figured that out??

It took a lot of years and a bunch of bucks to get that straight and that's why I am fanatical about stopping that silly behavior! A woman named Carla cost me $7000.

Some men may navigate through their life experiences and memories by using employment, births of children, residences, etc as benchmarks/mile markers to remember when things happened. All I need to do is remember what woman I was tied up with to remember points in time. I can pretty well recall the memories in their correct sequence, then. It's pitiful but true........snicker.

I'm not saying that I was a "player" because I never was but I recognize an obsessive need to have a woman in my life at all times.

Women WANT you to think that you'll die without having one of them in your life. That isn't so and life rolls along SO much smoother without having a drama queen around!

Flash

 

[Southpaw]

It's worse than you think.
Let me fill y'all in. What is happening now is they are moving the poor folk into suburbia. They are going to change the faces of our communities, and voting habits by the stroke of a HUD pen

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Part of me looks forward to Democrats who live in their golf course communities having MS13 on one side of them and the Bloods on the other, not paying taxes, going to their public schools with their kids and destroying their property values. I suppose it's not very constructive to think that way, but I'm just about to throw in the towel on giving a shit anyway lately.

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

life rolls along SO much smoother without having a drama queen around!

Flash

plus...............we have TGT to fill the void