Walmart the real Umbrella Corp? Sam Walton/Trump the antichrist?

[Davetex]

DING. Fries are done.

 

[Southpaw]

I'm boycotting Walmart, from now on all my business will be going to Sam's Club!!!!

that'll show them!!!!!

 

[Davetex]

tater tots

 

[Southpaw]

".................

fried ocra

 

[Davetex]

".................

fried ocra

LMAO

 

[grasshopperglock]

Holy $hit. Sam Walton is downloaded into Trump.

Make America Great~Great value.


As long as Wal-Mart keeps selling guns and ammo. Cheap orange spray tan. I don't GAF whose body Sam downloads into.

 

[grasshopperglock]

I once knew a lady in a wheelchair. Late 30's ex-biker chick. An accident on a motorcycle cut her down from the waist. It's a never getting better type thing.


She'd swear on the grave the FBI put a bug in her dash. Strange people would follow her. She had two phones. The FBI was tracking the second. Tore a wall out her house thinking it was a two way mirror.

Here's where it gets good. During one encounter she rolls in the room. Sticks her finger to her mouth. Hush fashion.

Slides out her wheelchair and writes a note saying the FBI has bugged her wheelchair.


Then this crazy bit¢h pulls out black nail polish to paint the bolts on the wheels of the chair. Why? They're FBI cameras.

I question the purpose of the OP's post. If you've been in a car wreck, let's us know.

 

[Younggun]

Hoollllleeeeee Ssshhhhhiiiiitttt!


I'm flabbergasted. THE GHG...doesn't buy it!



I feel like I don't understand the world anymore.


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[easy rider]

Good thing I bought more tin foil at Walmart yesterday, I accidentally used my hat for cooking a turkey. I couldn't have read this without being paranoid without a hat on.

 

[Davetex]

Hoollllleeeeee Ssshhhhhiiiiitttt!


I'm flabbergasted. THE GHG...doesn't buy it!



I feel like I don't understand the world anymore.


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I just blew Dr. Pepper all over the dang place. Damn that's funny.

 

[grasshopperglock]

I just blew Dr. Pepper all over the dang place. Damn that's funny.

That ain't cool. Stop wasting Dr Pepper. Fu¢ker.

 

[Davetex]

That ain't cool. Stop wasting Dr Pepper. Fu¢ker.

It's OK, it was diet.

 

[grasshopperglock]

It's OK, it was diet.

Well then. True. That doesn't count. Unless that $hit had whiskey in it. Lol...


I don't fault the spray. It happens to the best of us. Now, if that $hit had some Jack Daniels. Double shot or free poured. We need an out the room talk.

 

[grasshopperglock]

No worries. The 'talk' ends with another shot.

 

[Davetex]

No worries. The 'talk' ends with another shot.

As it should. cheers

 

[gwjohns]

So when Walmart buys the US government....does that me I'll be a government employee?


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[grasshopperglock]

So when Walmart buys the US government....does that me I'll be a government employee?


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If standing at the door. Saying welcome to a bunch of assholes. Let me see the receipt for the lube and the DVD involving Jennifer Lawrence.

They Yeah. You're a full blown employee.

 

[CaliberUnknown]

I like turtles

I HAVE a turtle. A little red eared slider I found in a pond in my backyard. It took me less than a week to train it to pluck dried shrimp from my fingers.

I named him Vin Diesel....( fast and furious) but his fingernails have gotten so stupidly long, I'm thinking about changing his name to Edward!

 

[ElevenBravo]

 

[Davetex]