NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[easy rider]

I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off for a week.

Moonpie is a sad panda.

But not today.

Today is a range day.
Urge to disassemble ammunition is strong!

 

[Byrd666]

I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off for a week.

Moonpie is a sad panda.

But not today.

Today is a range day.
Urge to disassemble ammunition is strong!

Tried to do my fair share. I made for positive certain that the cut dead tree lengths behind the non functioning water heater were very most certainly dead. And I also, quite unknowingly, due to the fact that I was trying to make for positive certain that the alleged dead water heater was, in fact, dead, and that the dead tree sections behind the alleged dead water heater were, in fact, also dead, killed a small lizard. Which is bad because it eats unwanted bugs. At least I can rest easy knowing that the water heater and dead tree sections behind it, are well and truly dead. Might need to check again in a few days just to make sure.

 

[Charlie]

Tried to do my fair share. I made for positive certain that the cut dead tree lengths behind the non functioning water heater were very most certainly dead. And I also, quite unknowingly, due to the fact that I was trying to make for positive certain that the alleged dead water heater was, in fact, dead, and that the dead tree sections behind the alleged dead water heater were, in fact, also dead, killed a small lizard. Which is bad because it eats unwanted bugs. At least I can rest easy knowing that the water heater and dead tree sections behind it, are well and truly dead. Might need to check again in a few days just to make sure.

Are ya' trying to say your water heater isn't working?

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Byrd666]

Are ya' trying to say your water heater isn't working?

It damn sure ain't workin' now. Ees kaput

 

[Charlie]

Are we interested in the tree sections, water heater, or the bugs?

 

[Charlie]

It damn sure ain't workin' now. Ees kaput

Take it to the range and fill it with water, then shoot the chit out of it!.

 

[Charlie]

It damn sure ain't workin' now. Ees kaput

Shut the water to it off, drain it (open the little valve on top so it can get air), replace the element(s). If it's gas, I don't have a clue what to tell ya'.

 

[Byrd666]

Are we interested in the tree sections, water heater, or the bugs?

Well, the bug killer got kilt, the tree sections are dead for sure, and a few pounds heavier due to the added lead and copper weight. And the water heater, though it did make a valiant attempt to try to protect the dead tree sections, didn't that great a job at it, as it looks quite similar to a vertical colander, and just reinforced the fact that a water heater is not good nor safe cover, when on the receiving end of gunfire. Your mileage may vary, of course, due to this being an empty vessel and not providing the liquid
variable.





All this to say, I shot the $hit out of the old water heater in front of my wood pile and accidentally killed a lizard while doing it.

 

[TxStetson]

All this to say, I shot the $hit out of the old water heater in front of my wood pile and accidentally killed a lizard while doing it.

Glad you added this part, cuz until then I weren’t sure you did it a purpose.

 

[Moonpie]

It damn sure ain't workin' now. Ees kaput

Because you screamed like a little girl and lobbed firewood chunks at a gecko behind the water heater?
No wonder its FUBAR’ed.

 

[Byrd666]

Probably some metal fragment too at 992 fps +-

And the screaming part wasn't me. That was the sounds of freedom being played with gunpowder accompaniment.

 

[easy rider]

Tried to do my fair share. I made for positive certain that the cut dead tree lengths behind the non functioning water heater were very most certainly dead. And I also, quite unknowingly, due to the fact that I was trying to make for positive certain that the alleged dead water heater was, in fact, dead, and that the dead tree sections behind the alleged dead water heater were, in fact, also dead, killed a small lizard. Which is bad because it eats unwanted bugs. At least I can rest easy knowing that the water heater and dead tree sections behind it, are well and truly dead. Might need to check again in a few days just to make sure.

Red flag if I ever saw one!

 

[Byrd666]

Your right. I need to hang a red hammer and sickle flag off the water heater. That way the wood pile is better protected. Right??

 

[Moonpie]

And the screaming part was me.

 

[Byrd666]

Okay, okay. But, in my defense, it was a scorpion that tried to attack me in the kitchen sink.

 

[easy rider]

Okay, okay. But, in my defense, it was a scorpion that tried to attack me in the kitchen sink.

You need to say it was a MONSTER SCORPION! Otherwise it sounds wimpy.

 

[Byrd666]

It was HUUUGE AND BLACK!!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Oh, my....

 

[EZ-E]

It was HUUUGE AND BLACK!!

Aww... that's gunna haunt you in the OCC