Someone or Something Just Messed with my House

[Mills]

Years ago we had the bump in the night.
I decided to take a look outside, opened the door and someone’s pet Vietnamese Pot Bellied pig was standing at the door, it went oink and I about jumped out of my skin.
Ya never know.

 

[pronstar]

Years ago we had the bump in the night.
I decided to take a look outside, opened the door and someone’s pet Vietnamese Pot Bellied pig was standing at the door, it went oink and I about jumped out of my skin.
Ya never know.

Damned Immigrants


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[Sasquatch]

Hey OP; did the security light stay on because you were being detected in the movement zone?

Negative - security lights were down at the end of the driveway, and I was inside the house when they popped on

 

[Sasquatch]

Extended car warranty salesman.

Bastards are getting sneaky

 

[Sasquatch]

I'm kind of frustrated - I pulled camera footage this AM to see if whatever it was was captured in picture / video - and nada. It stayed just outside the camera's sensor range it seems. Going to relocate the driveway camera - I get lots of footage of passing traffic, the neighbor's dog pissing on my fence post, but it seems when I want footage, there's nada. Maybe it WAS my woodland dwelling cousin, those bastids are hard to catch on camera!

Just finished up my first cup o' coffee this AM, going to check around back to see if there's hoof / foot prints by where I heard the banging against the back of the house. I kinda hope it IS hogs, because one of these nights I'm going to get me some wild ham steaks...

 

[baboon]

You don't have by chance raccoons or rats in your attic & walls? You might want to get a bucket of Tomcat Rat Poison.

 

[Sasquatch]

You don't have by chance raccoons or rats in your attic & walls? You might want to get a bucket of Tomcat Rat Poison.

Coons could be under the place - its a MFG home so there's a crawl space that's *mostly* all closed off. I have caught a fat coon on the driveway camera a while back. There's no access to the attic that I can check, would require cutting a hole in the ceiling. Home inspector told me he's never seen attic access in a MFG home around here, which to me seems weird, but then, this is kind of weird in that the ceilings slant upward toward the joint, vs being flat.

 

[TxStetson]

Bastards are getting sneaky

They've been sneaky. I called myself the other day to sell myself an extended warranty. At least, that's what my caller ID said.

 

[Sasquatch]

"Hello, is this me?" "This is me" "Yes, your vehicle's warranty is expiring" "No its not" "But it is, our computer records show it, would you care to purchase an extended warranty?" "No" "But you're me, and we need a warranty" "No, we don't, we already have one."

 

[baboon]

Some times an easy acess point for kritters is via the soft/facia from the roof!

 

[oldag]

Armadillos have been known to run headlong into fences, walls, etc.

 

[candcallen]

Try leaving some meat snacks under the cameras for bait.

 

[TxStetson]

Try leaving some meat snacks under the cameras for bait.

Yep, they're a sucker for beef jerky.

 

[SQLGeek]

Yep, they're a sucker for beef jerky.

Leave some copper wire too. If that's gone, you'll know what you're dealing with.

 

[Sasquatch]

Leave some copper wire too. If that's gone, you'll know what you're dealing with.

What if its a Tweaker Squatch tho? They like both copper AND beef jerky? What's the best anti-Texas-Squatch round - .30-30, .30-06, 7mm, 12ga (slug, of course)? Everything is bigger in Texas, which means the damned Texan Sasquatch (ya'll call em Boogers or Grass Man down here?) should be like, 10 feet tall right?

 

[SQLGeek]

What if its a Tweaker Squatch tho? They like both copper AND beef jerky? What's the best anti-Texas-Squatch round - .30-30, .30-06, 7mm, 12ga (slug, of course)? Everything is bigger in Texas, which means the damned Texan Sasquatch (ya'll call em Boogers or Grass Man down here?) should be like, 10 feet tall right?

If both are gone, then gear up with .458 SOCOM.

 

[Axxe55]

Probably a Sasquatch. If you do get him on a game camera, you gonna be rich!

 

[Moonpie]

 

[BRD@66]

Try leaving some meat snacks under the cameras for bait.

Yep, they're a sucker for beef jerky.

Hey! HEY! I'm tellin' ya it wasn't me this time.

 

[Sam7sf]

Most definitely orang pendek.