The insult thread.

[plinkr]

Your momma have any children that lived?

You look like they threw away the baby and raised the placenta.

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[jrbfishn]

That's one word...

DAMMYANKEES!

Depends on context.

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[Sasquatch]

You're nuttier than a squirrel turd

When they was handin' out brains you were last in line, huh?

You've got a face for radio

You have a voice for silent movies

Its better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and prove it to everyone.

Your parents are siblings, aren't they?

So were you born in Oklahoma, or did they just adopt you?

 

[Coyote9]

Your are ugly .. and your mother dresses you funny

 

[Dougw1515]

Do you happen to know where your parents live?

 

[Coop45]

I’m retired from using the term retarded for insults but I worked with a guy who had a mentally challenged sibling. In order to motivate lazy people in our crew to pick it up he would break new guys in with “what, do I gotta get my retarded sister in here to show you how it’s done”?

Have you ever noticed how many people cannot form a line. They even social distance in their cars. S/Sgt Hedrick said AH to BB was the correct way and I trust his judgement.

 

[dsgrey]

You've exceeded my least expectations.

 

[General Zod]

You've gotta get your delusions of adequacy under control.

 

[popsgarland]

When God passed out looks, you thought He said books and asked for a funny one.

When God passed out brains, you thought He said trains and told Him you didn't want one.

 

[bbbass]

You drive like old people phuck.

Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.

Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.

Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn’t care about? Yeah, that is now.

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?

 

[General Zod]

Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.

Nice!

 

[AZ Refugee]

"your old man should have pissed you out the window"!

 

[mroper]

This looks like an ID 10 T problem

 

[msharley]

You Sir! Are a very intelligent IMBECILE!

 

[Jack Ryan]

I'm sorry, I realize now you are absolutely correct in every way. That is exactly what I'd do. Good luck with that.

 

[Brains]

"If you were any dumber, AT&T would try to hire you."

"That kid's going places. Not college, but places."

 

[G O B]

"you are blind in one eye, and deaf in the other, and can't see a thing I'm telling you" (my Dad)
"He could screw up corn flakes" (my FIL)
Your dad should have shot off in a flower pot, he raised a blooming IDIOT!
If your brain was to slide down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down a 4 lane highway.
And an old Greek curse- "May your dick turn to shit and you live forever!"

 

[HKSig]

This looks like an ID 10 T problem

DFU error.

 

[Glenn B]

If it wasn't for bad manners, you'd have none at all. (A favorite in stores like Walmart.)

"Excuuuuuse me" (When I don't say the above but someone lacked common curtesy or manners - like rushing past me through a door I just opened for myself or bumping into me and not saying 'excuse me' or something similar; I say it nice and loud too.)

Your're welcome (In a nice loud voice for arsehats to mannerless to say thanks when I hold a door for them or send some other common courtesy {apparently not so common nowadays} their way.)

You're as dumb as a rock with lips.

Go **** yourself asshole.

Fucking putz.

 

[candcallen]

Spectacularly unimpressive specimen.