Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[TexasRedneck]

I’m talking about the people who never use a truck as a truck……just for some status symbol that never see a days work.

Well lemme see...my '19 Ram 3500 CC dually scales out at 10,200 lbs w/o anything other than the standard tools and parts I carry.

Is that a status symbol?

LOL

 

[Texasgordo]

Well lemme see...my '19 Ram 3500 CC dually scales out at 10,200 lbs w/o anything other than the standard tools and parts I carry.

Is that a status symbol?

LOL

Pics?

 

[TexasRedneck]

Pics?

Here ya are...

 

[mongoose]

Well lemme see...my '19 Ram 3500 CC dually scales out at 10,200 lbs w/o anything other than the standard tools and parts I carry.

Is that a status symbol?

LOL

Well you beat me by 2000 lbs. Mine is a single wheeled one ton though.

 

[benenglish]

I have a 1982 RABBIT DIESEL

Back when I was working, we had a guy who was temporarily assigned to a post of duty across town. I mean, he went from a short commute to an office on the far north side to a ridiculous commute all the way across Houston and down to Galveston every day. Our rules for mileage reimbursement didn't apply to commutes except excess mileage for getting to a temporary post of duty.

He got a Rabbit diesel and his mileage reimbursement more than paid for his fuel; it more than made the entire car payment. For arcane political and procedural reasons, he was never formally reassigned to the POD where he was actually working so he kept getting reimbursed for his mileage while commuting. After spending a bit over two years at the "temp" POD, the car was paid off. Basically, the government had given him a free car.

He never failed to smile broadly when he told that story because, like me, he loved finding loopholes in the rules.

 

[mongoose]

My friends 4500 goes 14,600 though.

 

[benenglish]

I really hate to admit that I know this, especially since that's a little girl, but I can't help but point out that if she continues that sort of behavior after she turns 18 she can turn it into a career. Some men (the inner workings of whose brains I don't pretend to understand) will pay a lot of money for the company of women who act like that.

 

[mongoose]

I really hate to admit that I know this, especially since that's a little girl, but I can't help but point out that if she continues that sort of behavior after she turns 18 she can turn it into a career. Some men (the inner workings of whose brains I don't pretend to understand) will pay a lot of money for the company of women who act like that.

TMI

 

[skfullgun]

Sick Bastages!

 

[BMF500]

I really hate to admit that I know this, especially since that's a little girl, but I can't help but point out that if she continues that sort of behavior after she turns 18 she can turn it into a career. Some men (the inner workings of whose brains I don't pretend to understand) will pay a lot of money for the company of women who act like that.

Like this?

 

[TexasRedneck]

My friends 4500 goes 14,600 though.

IOW, ain't YOURS.....lol

 

[Coiled]

I really hate to admit that I know this, especially since that's a little girl, but I can't help but point out that if she continues that sort of behavior after she turns 18 she can turn it into a career. Some men (the inner workings of whose brains I don't pretend to understand) will pay a lot of money for the company of women who act like that.

Dammit, that was just last week.

Fair warning folks, don't ever trust Ben, especially if he says *I promise* to keep your little secret.

 

[Texas45]

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[Army 1911]

I’m talking about the people who never use a truck as a truck……just for some status symbol that never see a days work.

It's called freedom. They don't need your approval. 'MERICA!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I’m talking about the people who never use a truck as a truck……just for some status symbol that never see a days work.

Man please I don't carry anything heavier in my truck but groceries and my ass.
I'm trying to get vanity plates that say tx-lexus

 

[TexasRedneck]

It's called freedom. They don't need your approval. 'MERICA!

Agreed. But, it IS funny when my neighbor (who never works his truck) extolls the virtues of his diesel-fired truck (lifted, oversized tires....NEVER been offroad or had more than a 300 lb payload in it) has the hood up doing a "minor repair" every month or two...and my gas-fired truck just chugs along. LOL

 

[TexasRedneck]

Man please I don't carry anything heavier in my truck but groceries and my ass.
I'm trying to get vanity plates that say tx-lexus

Just get one that says WHTWIF......

lol

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Just get one that says WHTWIF......

lol

Man you trying to get me killed I wouldn't live 5min

 

[Double Naught Spy]

I’m talking about the people who never use a truck as a truck……just for some status symbol that never see a days work.

Oh, like a gun collection...nothing but a bunch of art not being used as guns.

 

[mongoose]

Agreed. But, it IS funny when my neighbor (who never works his truck) extolls the virtues of his diesel-fired truck (lifted, oversized tires....NEVER been offroad or had more than a 300 lb payload in it) has the hood up doing a "minor repair" every month or two...and my gas-fired truck just chugs along. LOL

Bet your gasser hasn’t chugged along for 500,000 trouble free miles. I just change the spark plugs and oil in my diesel ever so often.