NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[benenglish]

No limitations. I'm thinking of joining an Olympic team - even at my age. The Olympic Napping Team!
I got in two hours of intense practice this afternoon!

Oscar Swahn was 72 when he won a silver medal at the 1920 Olympics. His sport was "double shot running deer", a 100-meter event using centerfire rifles to shoot a moving deer target.

Don't sell yourself short. Maybe you could still get on an Olympic team.

Of course, if you're rich enough some countries will sell you a place on their team but that's a discussion for another time.

 

[contender buff]

Sup with this heat! Someone turn the dawmn AC on in Texas!

 

[Axxe55]

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More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

 

[candcallen]

More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

 

[Axxe55]

Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

You're being way too generous. I would have to have dignity and self-respect to be embarrassed by myself!

 

[candcallen]

You're being way too generous. I would have to have dignity and self-respect to be embarrassed by myself!

At least you havnt said slicker than snot on a doorknob yet.

 

[Axxe55]

At least you havnt said slicker than snot on a doorknob yet.

Don't you know, that owl shit on ice, is slicker that snot on a door knob!

 

[easy rider]

I'll take your word on it, not touching either.

 

[seeker_two]

Why did Texas45 get banned?

Because they don't make a Texas46.....

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[Axxe55]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

 

[Axxe55]

Because they don't make a Texas46.....

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Sometimes, ya gotta throw the dog a bone so he has something to gnaw on!

 

[candcallen]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Were you in the navy?

 

[Axxe55]

Were you in the navy?

I was more like the Captain of the Love Boat!

 

[Cooper]

@benenglish ... apparently I just volunteered to share your misery. Just came home to a locked up compressor and a 90 degree house. Let's get-r done and move on!

 

[Axxe55]

@benenglish ... apparently I just volunteered to share your misery. Just came home to a locked up compressor and a 90 degree house. Let's get-r done and move on!

Sorry to hear that Cooper. Hopefully you too will get it fixed pretty fast.

 

[Cooper]

Sorry to hear that Cooper. Hopefully you too will get it fixed pretty fast.

Thanks Axxe, it's no hill for a stepper! We'll make it happen.

 

[candcallen]

I was more like the Captain of the Love Boat!

Sounds like the buttlove boat.

Sorry.

 

[Vaquero]

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[Sam7sf]

How was everyone’s day? Catching up and I see I missed a lot. Seems Ben the tgt god of thunder dropped Mjölnir on someone? I see...

Hey if any of you are passing by Alma on 45 hit up the smokehouse. Really good steak.

 

[benenglish]

Seems Ben the tgt god of thunder dropped Mjölnir on someone?

Not me. I would view banning someone who was going out of their way to shit on my thread to be a conflict of interest and/or just being petty. One of the other mods did it and I'm grateful to him. If he wants to take the credit or talk about the ban, that's up to him.

I will say that I had given T...45 a lot of rope in the past with short term bans for things that, in retrospect, should have gotten a permaban. I think he got the impression he could continue to be an ass without risking any more than a one-week ban. I consider his bad behavior something I allowed to fester and, therefore, I am partially to blame for.

To the mod that finally dropped the hammer, I've already told you privately and I want to be public about this - You cleaned up a mess I should have fixed a long time ago and you can't know how much I appreciate that