Hello from Middle America and Merry Christmas to boot!

[AttaBoyDavid]

"My Favorite Things" is not Christmas music at all.​

Radio stations play this stupid thing a lot during this time of the year. I have to change the station or shut the radio off even.

We had to sing this stupid Favorite Things thing when I was in the 5th grade around the holidays season along with Put Your Hand in the Hand of the Man and Let There Be Peace on Earth. And that was way back in 1974. We had more traditional Christmas stuff in school the year before that like Little Drummer Boy, Joy to the World, Silent Night and Do You Hear What I Hear? It was a public school, so they threw in a Jewish holiday song or two as well. The parts about girls in white dresses, biting dogs and stinging bees in Favorite Things made me feel totally ill.

A few songs I really get a kick out of is The 12 Pains of Christmas by Bobby Rivers, 12 Gifts of Christmas by Allen Sherman and the Jingle Bells barking dogs song.

IF YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!! ( voice of grumpy old man)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a Japanese transistor radio. It's a Nakahoma (knock a home-uh) model to listen to your favorite baseball games. 9 Volt battery not included

 

[Axxe55]

Welcome, I guess..................

 

[Sam Colt]

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Welcome, I guess..................

I think you mean welcome *back*.

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

I sense a half-hearted welcome here but I never enjoyed Welcome Back, Kotta on TV.

Anyway, Merry Christmas just the same!!

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

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Welcome, I guess..................

That's really a friendly young lady! I think I'll call her Lil' Miss Crabapple.

 

[candcallen]

Something tells me this wont end well

 

[Axxe55]

That's a sweet-looking young lady! I think I'll call her Lil' Miss Vimin' Vinegar.

That comes off sounding almost like you are a pedophile, or some kind of pervert.

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

"Hello from Middle America and Merry Christmas to boot!"​

had a very nice beginning so it should have a very nice ending. All that begins well ends well!
Gotta take a positive pill, people.

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

That comes off sounding almost like you are a pedophile.

I was only being sarcastic about her "smile". Has America lost all of her innocence?

 

[Axxe55]

I was only being sarcastic about her "smile". Has America lost all of her innocence?

You really must be some sort of sicko.

I just don't think you are going to last very long around here.

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

You really must be some sort of sicko.

I just don't think you are going to last very long around here.

reported for being unreasonably hostile

 

[AttaBoyDavid]

Mods, please give Mr. 55 "Double Nickel" the Axxxe! Name-calling, slander and such. I don't think this gentleman is following the rules here.

 

[candcallen]

Calling the tidy bowl man, something is circling the drain.

 

[BillM]

Something tells me this wont end well

Gee, I've heard that one before, do you and your buddy ever stop hating strangers?

 

[candcallen]

Gee, I've heard that one before, do you and your buddy ever stop hating strangers?

That ain't no stranger.

 

[BillM]

That ain't no stranger.

Wait, I thought I was the only one that it wouldn't end well for?

 

[candcallen]

Wait, I thought I was the only one that it wouldn't end well for?

Do a search. I must have said that a few dozen times. Although I'm almost always usually sometimes kinda right. In your case context is important.

I know you thought you were special but sadly you are just another crotchety bastard like the rest of us.

Merry Christmas sir William Michael Duke of skippy.

 

[BillM]

Do a search. I must have said that a few dozen times. Although I'm almost always tr s usually sometimes kinda right.

I know you thought you were special but sadly you are just another crotchety bastard like the rest of us.

Merry Christmas sir William Michael Duke of skippy.

No doubt.

 

[Hoji]

Yeah, huh,

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Yeah, huh, View attachment 295609

Bwhaaaaaaa I agree whole heartily