Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[Orbie]

Can you be gay in Texas..?

Ask Austin

 

[SGT Dave]

The 1960 Chevy Corvair had a push button shifter for its 2-speed Autoglide. My 1965 Corvair Monza replaced the buttons with a tiny switch shifter. Even though it was an automatic, there was no park. You had to leave it neutral and pray the parking brake did its job.

My first car, a beater, 1957 Desoto Fireflite with push button auto. I don't think I was gay back then. I drive a 6 spd manual now. I'm still not sure..Can you be gay in Texas..?

 

[mroper]

The 1960 Chevy Corvair had a push button shifter for its 2-speed Autoglide. My 1965 Corvair Monza replaced the buttons with a tiny switch shifter. Even though it was an automatic, there was no park. You had to leave it neutral and pray the parking brake did its job.

I had a 1964 Corviar with the switch shifter. One day I forgot to pull the parking brake and it rolled down a hill and almost into our pond. a big rock saved it

 

[oldag]

'64 Crown Imperial had a push button transmission. Separate lever on the dash for the parking brake.
413 CID with a 625 cfm Carter carb.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Daddy had a '57 Mercury Station Wagon (2 door fancy model) with push button.
312cid Just like this one.

 

[Geezer]

Daddy had a '57 Mercury Station Wagon (2 door fancy model) with push button.
312cid Just like this one.

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Those were sharp looking wagons.

 

[baboon]

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I have known a few guys whose momen in their lives suggested a threesome with another female. Pretty much their women was figuring out a way to eject with their girlfriend in place.

 

[baboon]

My first car, a beater, 1957 Desoto Fireflite with push button auto. I don't think I was gay back then. I drive a 6 spd manual now. I'm still not sure..Can you be gay in Texas..?

Your going to love Austin & Houston's Montrose for starters.

 

[benenglish]

Back to the funny vids. I assume this is a repost but I can't find it anywhere so I guess I get to find out who has the same sense of humor as me.

 

[benenglish]

I have known a few guys whose momen in their lives suggested a threesome with another female. Pretty much their women was figuring out a way to eject with their girlfriend in place.

QFT and BTDT.

 

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[TNHoosier]

My sister had a 1963 Plymouth Belvedere with the PB auto. Told my friends it was a James Bond car. They were stupid and believed me.

 

[ETH77]

My sister had a 1963 Plymouth Belvedere with the PB auto. Told my friends it was a James Bond car. They were stupid and believed me.

My parents owned a 1955 Nash Statesman. Totally in-cool, but… the seats would fold back and make a bed! Serious memories of parking in a blooming orange grove. Talk about an aphrodisiac! Wound up with a daughter as a result. Memories 8-)))

 

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[striker55]

My parents owned a 1955 Nash Statesman. Totally in-cool, but… the seats would fold back and make a bed! Serious memories of parking in a blooming orange grove. Talk about an aphrodisiac! Wound up with a daughter as a result. Memories 8-)))

Everytime you smell an orange you get wood?

 

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[Aus_Schwaben]

Can you imagine what some historian in 400 years will say when he uncovers this?

That is funny - you actually think we will be around in 400 years.

 

[TheDan]

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what a mess...

 

[TheDan]

 

[ETH77]

Everytime you smell an orange you get wood?

No, just fresh orange blossoms. Hard to find enough blossoms anywhere in Texas other than McAllen or the Rio valley.

Dated a woman who wore Opium perfume, a whiff and I remembered excruciating pleasure!