Out Of context Quote Thread

[Coiled]

Rumor is Gordo's bits are tainted so I wouldn't so much as look at 'em.

 

[Texasgordo]

You repeatedly capitalize PM and I didn't even know it was a proper noun.

Yeah right

 

[Southpaw]

Nope not gonna touch it

 

[Southpaw]

Lol! Has the price of holes increased?

It really depends on what truck stop you go to.

 

[Charlie]

Epic!

 

[Texasgordo]

I'll pull your slack this morning!

That's a weird offer because he just wanted coffee

 

[Southpaw]

If you shoot it you better eat it.

That really depends on who, what & when.

 

[easy rider]

That really depends on who, what & when.

I now know who the cannibal is in a post apocalyptic scenario.

 

[Texasgordo]

I wish I'd never sold mine...

$20 is $20

 

[Texasgordo]

I'll take the sausage

Slow down son and buy him a drink first

 

[Sasquatch]

Slow down son and buy him a drink first

Wait a second, if I'm *taking* the sausage, he better be buying *me* the drink

 

[msharley]

Wait a second, if I'm *taking* the sausage, he better be buying *me* the drink

 

[Southpaw]

I wonder what lube he was using.

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Just ask him, don't be shy.

 

[Sasquatch]

Just ask him, don't be shy.

Lube is for sissies! Just spit on it, it'll be fine.

 

[Southpaw]

Lube is for sissies! Just spit on it, it'll be fine.

simón carnal

 

[Southpaw]

I don't care if it was 40 inches,

 

[msharley]

It's called, "sleepy"... I quit playing with it through this morning.
Thank you!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Got about an inch. Praying for more!

I would too, if I were you...

 

[Axxe55]

That orifice is designed for exit only.

TMI!

 

[Southpaw]

I would too, if I were you...