Houston Native Check-In, Any Fellow Sasquatch/Booger/Skunk Ape Fans/Encounters down here?

[toddnjoyce]

I have definite proof of sasquatch.


I have the rifle that was used to shoot him!

#metoo

 

[Tblack89]

Can you start talking axis back

Good to see you poking around, stay strong man.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Can you start talking axis back

Aaaaaaaaxxe!!! So good to hear from you!

 

[Grumps21]

He’s back! Might be some 3 pronged forks that need addressing now

 

[FNORD]

A wonderful surprise.

Almost better than spotting a big hairy manlike, errr, being in a picture of a TGT meetup.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Houstonian checking in although lately i spend half my time in Centerville and currently commute to Maine quarterly. Longtime firearm forum member at arfcom SniperHide HKpro etc. oddly enough just recently found out about this forum here at TGT!

Off topic but would love to hear opinions... Just recently got tipped off on a sasquatch podcast that has me really intrigued about these creatures out in the Sam Houston National forest along the San Jacinto and Trinity rivers and up all the way into the Piney woods and the Kiamichi Mountains of Oklahoma. We actually have a couple hundred acres in the Kiamichi mountains with a 10k sq foot home i want to turn into a Sasquatch themed AirBnb lol.

... Just exactly what we need more of around where, lol.
Welcome fellow believer!

 

[Grumps21]

Paging @Saquatch … looks like you have a fan looking for an encounter

I read that more like @Sasquatch was being asked for home fashion advice. Maybe @Sasquatch can mail an old tee shirt or underwear for a shadow box or maybe a used pair of socks to capture the scent of @Sasquatch. Just throwing ideas out there..

 

[Moonpie]

You want to see a samsquatch?

Go to a little beer joint in Surfside named The Jetty Shack. Her name is Lurlene. She’s usually there on Saturday nights in the summertime.

 

[Squanchy]

What round for a Squatch ?

i dont think im going out in the woods with less than a 308 ar10 and a few hundred rounds

 

[jrbfishn]

Howdy. I hear a Rougarou will eat a Sasquatch.
Moonpie???? Not sure I would trust him around either one. Probably eat them both.

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[bbbass]

What round for a Squatch ?

I think it calls for a round of Old Forester King Ranch Edition!

 

[Moonpie]

Howdy. I hear a Rougarou will eat a Sasquatch.
Moonpie???? Not sure I would trust him around either one. Probably eat them both.

 

[seeker_two]

You want to see a samsquatch?

Go to a little beer joint in Surfside named The Jetty Shack. Her name is Lurlene. She’s usually there on Saturday nights in the summertime.

She must have been carrying a Glock for you to remember her so well....

 

[Ingramite]

I see one every morning standing behind my bathroom sink.

 

[Vaquero]

Howdy

 

[Squanchy]

You want to see a samsquatch?

Go to a little beer joint in Surfside named The Jetty Shack. Her name is Lurlene. She’s usually there on Saturday nights in the summertime.

now im scared lol

 

[Sasquatch]

I am an elusive forest dwelling creature. I hide in the shadows and frolic freely from forest canopy to forest floor. If you see me, don't be afraid. Just remember that any pictures tend to be blurry - its not because your camera is fucked up, its just because I'm naturally blurry.

If you listen to Coast to Coast, or read up some of David Paulides' stuff, you'll also note that we're sometimes - often times even - seen adjacent to UFO sightings. This is no coincidence. They come down and check our prostates regularly. All in the name of good health, of course, and nothing to do with our being native to the PNW and prone to acts of weirdness...

What round for a Squatch ?

Hmmm - you better go with something that can punch level 4 plates, just to be sure. Don't want to suffer now, go for a clean, quick kill dammit.

I think it calls for a round of Old Forester King Ranch Edition!

Drunken Squatches now?

 

[AZ Refugee]

Welcome!

 

[seeker_two]

Drunken Squatches now?

We're used to it now....

 

[leVieux]

Houstonian checking in although lately i spend half my time in Centerville and currently commute to Maine quarterly. Longtime firearm forum member at arfcom SniperHide HKpro etc. oddly enough just recently found out about this forum here at TGT!

Off topic but would love to hear opinions... Just recently got tipped off on a sasquatch podcast that has me really intrigued about these creatures out in the Sam Houston National forest along the San Jacinto and Trinity rivers and up all the way into the Piney woods and the Kiamichi Mountains of Oklahoma. We actually have a couple hundred acres in the Kiamichi mountains with a 10k sq foot home i want to turn into a Sasquatch themed AirBnb lol.

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Were they real, someone would have a skeleton by now.