A Proper Wife

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  1. DANNO45

    DANNO45 New Member

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    Three men married wives from different states.

    The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the
    dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,
    he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that
    she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
    didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
    day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
    dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Texas . He ordered her to keep the house
    cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
    table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
    second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling
    had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
    healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
     


  2. dbgun

    dbgun TGT Addict

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    Old joke, but still funny.
     
  3. DANNO45

    DANNO45 New Member

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    I'm an old man. All my jokes are old, too. ;)
     
  4. LittleGun

    LittleGun Active Member

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    I've never heard it. It is very funny.
     
  5. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    Yep you just dont mess with Texas......women.:happy0001:
     
  6. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    Love it!! :banger:
     
  7. Hoji

    Hoji Bowling-Pin Commando

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    Cute.:rofl:
     
  8. onac255

    onac255 Active Member

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    Ain't it the truth...lol
     

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