All Police Officers Are Not Bad

40Arpent

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Jul 16, 2008
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Houston
Here is a great example:

Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.
He also had a cucumber stuffed up his bum.

The policeman thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

 

okie556

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Feb 12, 2009
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Longview, TX
Here is a great example:

Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.
He also had a cucumber stuffed up his bum.

The policeman thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Priceless! I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
 

TxPhantom

Active Member
Apr 5, 2008
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Frisco, Texas
I believe this really happened! It's too believeable to not be true! :p
 
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