All Police Officers Are Not Bad

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  1. 40Arpent

    40Arpent TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    Here is a great example:

    Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.

    He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.
    He also had a cucumber stuffed up his bum.

    The policeman thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

     


  2. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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    Priceless! I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
     
  3. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Gotta love a cop with a heart.
     
  4. DoubleActionCHL

    DoubleActionCHL Well-Known

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    Key word being "unnecessary."
     
  5. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

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    Dooooooooooooooooooh!
     
  6. Shorts

    Shorts TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    LOL That's terrible
     
  7. dbgun

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  8. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

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    Oh yeah....THAT'S funny!!!
     
  9. Texasgordo

    Texasgordo TGT Addict

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    good one
     
  10. TxPhantom

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    I believe this really happened! It's too believeable to not be true! :p
     


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