Amazingly simple home remedies

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

    Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

    You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....

    If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

    Daily Thought:
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
     


  2. TxEMTP69

    TxEMTP69 TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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  3. rsayloriii

    rsayloriii TGT Addict

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    Stolen and emailed
     
  4. kingofwylietx

    kingofwylietx Well-Known

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  5. Willy

    Willy Well-Known

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    They never issued hammers with the avionics toolboxes in the Air Force. We always borrowed the crew chief's hammer.

    The pilots' jaws would drop when we would slam a flight control computer on the ground and stick it back in the jet. (troubleshooting only)
     

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