American Guns humor.

[Lame Bear]

I got an idy, not idea, idy. Lets get that cat to fly into a ranch in the middle of south Texas in his chopper, with that aluminum brief case fulluv cash, and see how long it takes that chopper, and the cash to take a hike south. He'll be walking down a dirt road talking to hiself, cause his cell phone won't work from where he's at. Whatchall thank?

 

[Davetex]

That's all fine and dandy but, it doesn't explain the moose in your kitchen!! Huh does it?

 

[Carbohydrates]

I, uh

okay?

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

Ahhhhh.......premeditation.....god bless the Internet......you forgot about him dropping off the daughter at my house first!

BAM! Yes, she's 17! lo

 

[matefrio]

Ahhhhh.......premeditation.....god bless the Internet......you forgot about him dropping off the daughter at my house first!

BAM! Yes, she's 17! lo View attachment 14183

She can scrub floors just fine, till she's 18...........

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

17 is legit, lol....

 

[Jakashh]

17 is legit, lol....

Who's gonna arrest ya even if it weren't legal?

and IDK why we would do any of this. We all love American Guns too much to prank him like that, don't we?

 

[mitchntx]

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I betcha that one is high maintenance ...


My dad once told me ...
"Son, I don't care how good looking she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her shit."

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

Lol....true story

 

[smtimelevi]

If nobodys got dibs on the mom I'll take her. She's probably more fun anyway.

 

[TexasRedneck]

Ahhhhh.......premeditation.....god bless the Internet......you forgot about him dropping off the daughter at my house first!

BAM! Yes, she's 17! lo

hmmm....lemme send a link to that comment to yer father in law.........

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

hmmm....lemme send a link to that comment to yer father in law.........

LOL, I don't share.

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

If nobodys got dibs on the mom I'll take her. She's probably more fun anyway.

LOL, keep her.....name her etch a sketch.....shake her face and you'll change her expression with all that makeup and drawing, LOL.....besides, her chest has a 2 mile gap in the middle. LOL

 

[Orbie]

shes got mickey mouse job+2s

 

[smtimelevi]

Funny how everybody gets so picky about women when they're talking hypotheticals. Most of y'all would jump all over either one of them even if they went half that good lookin.

 

[ChunkyMonkey]

Funny how everybody gets so picky about women when they're talking hypotheticals. Most of y'all would jump all over either one of them even if they went half that good lookin.

Negative

 

[shooterfpga]

id do anything.

 

[GlockontheRocks]

id do anything.[/QUOTE

You might want to rethink that idea.........

 

[orbitup]

id do anything.[/QUOTE

You might want to rethink that idea.........

That looks like my high school Spanish teacher.

 

[Orbie]

Funny how everybody gets so picky about women when they're talking hypotheticals. Most of y'all would jump all over either one of them even if they went half that good lookin.

I was blessed with a naturally beautiful wife. I can be picky because I compare all women to her as the standard.