Arrrrg... everything fun kills ya quicker...

[jrbfishn]

Y'all be a tough crowd!

Honest crowd.
True story.
I met my wife when she worked at a convenience store I stopped at to get coffee. Got to talking. One night when I walked up to the counter she said "you are good lookin". I turned to see who was behind me. I wondered then if she was blind. Turns out, she pretty much is. Less than 10° field of vision. Almost unmeasurable.
After we had been together for several yearz, at a family gathering. My brother jokingly ask her why she was still with me. She said she wanted my name. We all thoight it was funny. We told her it wouldn't get her anything.
Cain't figure why, but after 22 years, she is still here. It damn sure ain't my money, charm and dashing good looks. Ain't got a damn bit of any of them.

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[Wudidiz]

My first wife told me she married me because she liked my car. A year later I sold it and she filed for a divorce. The current wife and I been married for 52 years. I asked her yesterday why she married me and she said that she‘s been asking herself the same question for 52 years. Apparently, she must have only married me for my magnetic personality and strikingly good looks. Deep down she probably considers me arm candy.

 

[candcallen]

My first wife told me she married me because she liked my car. A year later I sold it and she filed for a divorce. The current wife and I been married for 52 years. I asked her yesterday why she married me and she said that she‘s been asking herself the same question for 52 years. Apparently, she must have only married me for my magnetic personality and strikingly good looks. Deep down she probably considers me arm candy.

That nasty ass licorice maybe.

 

[Axxe55]

Honest crowd.
True story.
I met my wife when she worked at a convenience store I stopped at to get coffee. Got to talking. One night when I walked up to the counter she said "you are good lookin". I turned to see who was behind me. I wondered then if she was blind. Turns out, she pretty much is. Less than 10° field of vision. Almost unmeasurable.
After we had been together for several yearz, at a family gathering. My brother jokingly ask her why she was still with me. She said she wanted my name. We all thoight it was funny. We told her it wouldn't get her anything.
Cain't figure why, but after 22 years, she is still here. It damn sure ain't my money, charm and dashing good looks. Ain't got a damn bit of any of them.

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My first wife told me she married me because she liked my car. A year later I sold it and she filed for a divorce. The current wife and I been married for 52 years. I asked her yesterday why she married me and she said that she‘s been asking herself the same question for 52 years. Apparently, she must have only married me for my magnetic personality and strikingly good looks. Deep down she probably considers me arm candy.

Next month the wife and I will celebrate 18 years together! A lot people like to say their "better half", but I like to consider my wife to be my best half of our relationship.

 

[single stack]

Their marriage broke up due to his riding the Epstein Lolita Express. Obviously he isn’t as clever as some people think.

 

[Axxe55]

Their marriage broke up due to his riding the Epstein Lolita Express. Obviously he isn’t as clever as some people think.

He looks sleazy enough to have hung out with Epstein!

 

[paknheat]

He looks sleazy enough to have hung out with Epstein!

He looks sleazy enough to had been doing Epstein.


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[paknheat]

Honest crowd.
True story.
I met my wife when she worked at a convenience store I stopped at to get coffee. Got to talking. One night when I walked up to the counter she said "you are good lookin". I turned to see who was behind me. I wondered then if she was blind. Turns out, she pretty much is. Less than 10° field of vision. Almost unmeasurable.
After we had been together for several yearz, at a family gathering. My brother jokingly ask her why she was still with me. She said she wanted my name. We all thoight it was funny. We told her it wouldn't get her anything.
Cain't figure why, but after 22 years, she is still here. It damn sure ain't my money, charm and dashing good looks. Ain't got a damn bit of any of them.

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That’s a pretty cool story.


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