Ask Texas1911 anything.

[Texas1911]

Ask me anything ... and receive an answer.

 

[codygjohnson]

Why is my belly button lint always blue?

 

[codygjohnson]

Why does that artificial grape flavor taste and smell the way it does, when actual grapes taste and smell nothing like that?

 

[Texas1911]

Why is my belly button lint always blue?

Because of blue gnomes.

 

[Texas1911]

Why does that artificial grape flavor taste and smell the way it does, when actual grapes taste and smell nothing like that?

Because some corporation at one point or another did a taste test between several people to identify which taste was most grape-like, and from that they synthesized a grape flavor to be utilized in their product. People identify purple with grapes, when only a third of the grapes you can eat are purple.

 

[codygjohnson]

How fast do hotcakes really sell?

 

[Texas1911]

How fast do hotcakes really sell?

Extremely fast at 2:20 AM ... which ironically is because it takes 20 minutes for most drunk people to stagger to their cars, and identify the nearest Kirby Lane, IHOP, etc.

 

[codygjohnson]

I like this, it should be it's own forum section.

 

[Willy]

Did Adam have a bellybutton?

 

[dobarker]

Who does the sandman work for? And why have we not heard of him lately?

 

[Texas1911]

Did Adam have a bellybutton?

Yes, and his lint was blue.

 

[Texas1911]

Who does the sandman work for? And why have we not heard of him lately?

The Sandman works for Uncle Sugar, and he has not been around due to budget cuts.

 

[codygjohnson]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[cconn]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[Texasjack]

How many guns should a man own?

 

[ROGER4314]

Ask me anything ... and receive an answer.

I am not and have never been a prejudiced person. I've never understood this and my question is totally straight.

Please help me understand this:

OK.......Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, Black Chamber of commerce.
Racist........White Chamber of Commerce

OK..............Miss Black USA, Miss Hispanic USA.
Racist....... Miss White USA

OK......Quanell X representative of the black community. LULAC- Agustin Pinedo president- League of Latin American Citizens
Racist....Flash, representative of the National Assoc for the Advancement of White People.

OK...NAACP, LULAC
Racist....NAAWP- National Association For the Advancement of White People.

Am I the only one here who sees this as totally insane? If I even bring it up, I am branded as a racist. What the Hell is this about?

Flash

 

[robin303]

Ask me anything ... and receive an answer.

Yes and thank you Alan but why do big fat ugly girls get tattoos.

 

[Stumpy]

What's your middle name? Will you buy me a Rossi Ranch Hand? What's your favorite color? How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[dobarker]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow whilst carrying a coconut?

 

[Texas1911]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Yes, it's an insight to the animalistic human nature.