Bacon bits

[epwrangler]

I have been thinking about loading some 12 ga with bacon bits as filler. I am sure you know why.

 

[Saltyag2010]

Why?

What brand?

 

[epwrangler]

Ummmm, to blow some terrorist straight to hell. No 7 virgins.

 

[Saltyag2010]

Got it.

 

[Tx_Mark]

What's with all these new guys coming in and making ridiculous threads lol.

To the OP, if you do it, share it.


"Prepare yourself for the future,with what you've seen in the present"

 

[robertc1024]

Sounds like a waste of bacon to me. Rather use 00 buck - or at least 4's.

 

[jordanmills]

Ummmm, to blow some terrorist straight to hell. No 7 virgins.

72.

But bacon is probably less effective than rock salt, which just pisses something the size of a coon off. I mean a raccoon, not... you know what I mean. Any way, you might want something a little more dense than bacon.

 

[Tony2]

I'm gonna keep my bacon. Let the zhit eating dogs loose

 

[Mike1234567]

Cook and eat the bacon then coat the buckshot in the fat.

 

[Brains]

'course that means you believe the same thing they do, that those 72 virgins really are waiting for them. I don't believe they are, and I'd rather eat the bacon.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

'course that means you believe the same thing they do, that those 72 virgins really are waiting for them. I don't believe they are, and I'd rather eat the bacon.

I HOPE there are 72 virgins waiting on them.

I married a virgin...after 2 years of dating she was still a virgin. Guess that should have told me something as 5 years later we were divorced and I doubt we had sex 72 times in that 5 years. Yea hope they get their virgins and my guess is it will be in HELL!

 

[Booyah]

'course that means you believe the same thing they do, that those 72 virgins really are waiting for them. I don't believe they are, and I'd rather eat the bacon.

Amen to that.

While I understand there is a slight amount of humor in such a novelty item...I hope everyone understands there is no legitimate amount of effectiveness or purpose in items like this.

 

[London]

I hope you're using real bacon bits. Bacos have no bacon. Also, I doubt either will penetrate whatsoever.

I think you'd be better off shooting them with buckshot. I hear the lead variety is quite affordable and effective.

 

[Booyah]

I HOPE there are 72 virgins waiting on them.

I married a virgin...after 2 years of dating she was still a virgin. Guess that should have told me something as 5 years later we were divorced and I doubt we had sex 72 times in that 5 years. Yea hope they get their virgins and my guess is it will be in HELL!

I usually don't like to follow threak-jacks but...wow, cynical much? When it comes to a commitment like marriage, the outcome has far more to do with the two people involved (and their decisions) than it has to do with their circumstances (sexual experience). Both my wife and I were virgins when we married, after 3 years of dating. We have been through both the better and the worse but, after 15 years, are still happily married. Maintaining virginity until marriage is NOT a bad thing, regardless of any one person's experience.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

I usually don't like to follow threak-jacks but...wow, cynical much? When it comes to a commitment like marriage, the outcome has far more to do with the two people involved (and their decisions) than it has to do with their circumstances (sexual experience). Both my wife and I were virgins when we married, after 3 years of dating. We have been through both the better and the worse but, after 15 years, are still happily married. Maintaining virginity until marriage is NOT a bad thing, regardless of any one person's experience.

Unless you lived with that woman for 5 years you have no idea what you are talking about...

 

[rsayloriii]

I HOPE there are 72 virgins waiting on them.

I married a virgin...after 2 years of dating she was still a virgin. Guess that should have told me something as 5 years later we were divorced and I doubt we had sex 72 times in that 5 years. Yea hope they get their virgins and my guess is it will be in HELL!

Unless you lived with that woman for 5 years you have no idea what you are talking about...

Totally agree with you. Very similar situation myself.

 

[Booyah]

Unless you lived with that woman for 5 years you have no idea what you are talking about...

I promise I am not trying to make light of your situation but I don't think you read what I wrote...because I did not comment on her at all nor claim to know what living with her was like. What I did comment on was that you (and we all) have our own unique situations to deal with based on who we are going through them with. While I may not know your ex-wife, that does not mean that "I don't know what I am talking about" with regards to marriage. Your comments were easily interpreted as being critical of "waiting till marriage". I just wanted to offer my experience to those reading to show that "waiting" is not inherently a bad idea...quite the opposite actually. It just depends on who you do it with.

 

[Mike1234567]

'course that means you believe the same thing they do, that those 72 virgins really are waiting for them. I don't believe they are, and I'd rather eat the bacon.

For me that's not the point. The point is telling them that their bodies will be desecrated with pork just before blowing them to hell. "They" need to believe they're going to hell.

 

[Booyah]

For me that's not the point. The point is telling them that their bodies will be desecrated with pork just before blowing them to hell. "They" need to believe they're going to hell.

If you find yourself in a such a situation, where your life depends on the need to take deadly action, you plan to take the time to inform your targets of the particulars of the the construction of your ammo before you take action?

 

[Mike1234567]

If you find yourself in a such a situation, where your life depends on the need to take deadly action, you plan to take the time to inform your targets of the particulars of the the construction of your ammo before you take action?

It was supposed to be a joke... but maybe not very funny... or at least not well-stated.