Bacon bits

[Booyah]

I am laughing. Seriously...on the inside where all my bacon is.

 

[Saltyag2010]

I like bacon. Not sure how I feel about virgins. I guess there's other factors I feel are more important. Like AGE, physical attraction, mouth stuff... You know stuff that matters to me.

If I went my whole life not eating bacon and most sausages, then died, and found out my 72 virgins were disgusting, obese, didn't do mouth stuff and in their 80s + no bacon I'd figure I was in hell.

 

[Mike1234567]

^^^ So you're saying you like to eat hogs but not hags.

 

[epwrangler]

None of you guys ever used cr a am of wheat as a buffer either I guess. The survivors get to see and smell the bacon terror weapon.

 

[Mike1234567]

None of you guys ever used cr a am of wheat as a buffer either I guess. The survivors get to see and smell the bacon terror weapon.

If there are survivors then ya' done somethin' wrong.

 

[bmnloader]

Bacon is good

 

[bmnloader]

Overated

 

[bmnloader]

Cram of wheat?

 

[Booyah]

'Edit post' button

 

[TattooedGlock]

I saw we drop pigs on their countries insteaed of bombs; or maybe just add them to the mix.

 

[benenglish]

Jihawg Ammo: Pork Covered Ammunition Designed To Offend - The Firearm Blog

 

[Rebel]

You could always pack the birdshot in bacon grease...

::EDIT:: Oh hey, thread is a month and a half old...

 

[uglyslidedave]

Just dip in the grease.

 

[epwrangler]

My mom used to have a can for bacon drippings on the stove. During WW2 they pick this I p to make gun powder. Maybe we have been shooting. bacon grease all along.

 

[TheDan]

FYI... Bacon bits are made from TVP, not real bacon.

 

[Younggun]

I don't know what TVP is, but apparently it tastes like plastic ass.

Take the time to fry and bust up real bacon. Pack some butter to for fixin up a baked tater right quick.

 

[TheDan]

I don't know what TVP is, but apparently it tastes like plastic ass.

Textured Vegetable Protein... It's vegan sorcery that should be punishable by being burnt alive.

I like cooking REAL bacon in the microwave. It comes out crispy and it's easy to save the grease. I use bacon grease any time I'm making a rue to thicken stuff. Anything from soup to black eye pea juice.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

I avoid the microwave as much as possible. It's the devil.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

FYI... Bacon bits are made from TVP, not real bacon.

Dan, you know better than this. I use a lot of Bacon bits in my company, we manufacture several products that contain Bacon Bits. I buy them commercially and they are 100% REAL Bacon, I would not have it any other way. What you are referring to is know as Imitation Bacon Bits, they are required by law to state the contents.


For you bacon lovers, you will appreciate this: We have several bacon products and I purchase whole pork bellies, RAW! Yes, raw, no nitrates, no sugar, pepper or chemicals of any kind. I do buy them by the case (4 bellies) per case weight is about 55 lbs per case +/-

 

[TheDan]

I avoid the microwave as much as possible. It's the devil.

It's the science oven!

Dan, you know better than this.

Yeah, I know there are some pre-packaged bacon bits that are real, but many aren't. Good to hear you use real bacon