Bankersmith, Texas to be renamed Bikinis, Texas.

[matefrio]

Bikinis, Texas: Businessman Buys Bankersmith, Texas, Renames After Brand

Of the newly unincorporated town, Guller said in a press release: "Bikinis, TX will be a world class destination and I am thrilled to expand the Bikinis brand to include town ownership. There can’t be a better way to put Bikinis on the map…Literally.” Nearby destinations, of sorts, are Luckenbach, which was immortalized in a Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson song, and Fredericksburg.

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[Glockster69]

Absolutely does not belong in a gun forum! Banhammer please


What's that?........hiring bikini model inspectors you say?


Awesome matefrio

 

[Tejano Scott]

^New Mayor of Bikini, TX. He already has the avatar.

 

[matefrio]

If I purchased the town it'd be called "Bikinis and Guns" Then I'd build a resort with a nice oasis pool on one side and a 2000 yard shooting range on the other with a bar in the middle.

 

[Tejano Scott]

You iz brilliant!

 

[Glockster69]

^New Mayor of Bikini, TX. He already has the avatar.

I don't want to be no stinkin mayor, to much WERK!

Full time census taker
Public relations ....

 

[Dawico]

I don't want to be no stinkin mayor, to much WERK!

Full time census taker
Public relations ....

Mens room attendant is more like it.

 

[Glockster69]

But .. but .. I've got a wide stance. Lol

Holy crapito ... you are one MAJOR turd waiting to pass

LMFAO