Bears!!

[TexasHK]

Some funny common sense stuff for us outdoors types.

 

[300shooter]

OMG, this is funny. I would like to know who had the right of mind to tell the truth.

 

[mac79912]

Too funny.LOL

 

[Gopher]

Steven Fromholtz: Recorded by Lyle Lovette

Bears

(Steven Fromholz)
Some folks say there ain't no bears in Arkansas
Some folks never seen a bear at all
Some folks say that bears go around eating babies raw
Some folks got a bear across the hall

Some folks say that bears go around smelling bad
Others say that a bear is honey sweet
Some folks say this bear's the best I ever had (how did you fix it?)
Some folks got a bear beneath their feet

Some folks drive the bears out of the wilderness
Some to see a bear would pay a fee
Me I just bear up to my bewildered best
And some folks even see the bear in me

So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you
And even though your friends may stop and stare
Just remember that's a bear there in the bunch with you
And they just don't come no better than a bear

 

[kville79]

A friend of mine visited Kodiak island, and according to him there was very little record of bear attacks there.... but the missing person list was pretty damn long.