Steven Fromholtz: Recorded by Lyle Lovette Bears (Steven Fromholz) Some folks say there ain't no bears in Arkansas Some folks never seen a bear at all Some folks say that bears go around eating babies raw Some folks got a bear across the hall Some folks say that bears go around smelling bad Others say that a bear is honey sweet Some folks say this bear's the best I ever had (how did you fix it?) Some folks got a bear beneath their feet Some folks drive the bears out of the wilderness Some to see a bear would pay a fee Me I just bear up to my bewildered best And some folks even see the bear in me So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you And even though your friends may stop and stare Just remember that's a bear there in the bunch with you And they just don't come no better than a bear
A friend of mine visited Kodiak island, and according to him there was very little record of bear attacks there.... but the missing person list was pretty damn long.
