Billion Dollar Lottery thread

[pronstar]

Mega millions is over a billion…what are you gonna buy?

I’d start with anonymity and simply disappear…

 

[Sam7sf]

Mega millions is over a billion…what are you gonna buy?

I’d start with anonymity and simply disappear…

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If you win, you’re gonna need a guy to upkeep your property and pool. I call dibs.

 

[Axxe55]

Life is short. I might have to try out some hookers and cocaine!

 

[candcallen]

I will buy a political office then in 10 years be richer than Elon

 

[Axxe55]

I will buy a political office then in 10 years be richer than Elon

Can I be your campaign manager?

 

[Vaquero]

Mega millions is over a billion…what are you gonna buy?

I’d start with anonymity and simply disappear…

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I'd make this guy look like a neon billboard.

 

[gll]

First thing I would buy is a lawyer, maybe several, maybe a whole firm...

 

[glenbo]

First thing I would buy is a lawyer, maybe several, maybe a whole firm...

Buy a couple of sharp CPA's to go with that. You'd need them.

 

[rotor]

Don't worry about it. My $2 bet will be the win.....

 

[EZ-E]

I'm sure most of us would take the Cash Option when buying the ticket. You figure after taxes on lump sum you'll have about 650mil.


I'd start with a 1000-2000 acre high fence compound for me & my 10 closest friends & they're family's. I'd probably be somewhere down by Port Mansfield so I could have a fleet several Flats Cats & maybe a 23' Shoalwater cat or 2 with towers. Probably some type of offshore boat ... 35' center console triple 350s. All I would do is fish, hunt, eat, repeat. Who needs sleep you'll have plenty of time when your dead...lol.


ETA ...
My gun collection wouldn't be too large but definitely quality over quantity. Along with a tank....

 

[popsgarland]

Make sure my grand-daughter is well taking care of. Like a trust fund.

Pay off my few debts.

Start a memorial/fund/grant in my sons' name.

Take the wife on a long vacation anywhere she wants to go.

 

[Lost Spurs]

Make sure my grand-daughter is well taking care of. Like a trust fund.

Pay off my few debts.

Start a memorial/fund/grant in my sons' name.

Take the wife on a long vacation anywhere she wants to go.

I assure you, when I win the 650 mil cash option the few small debtors will have to work to collect. I'll pay, but they will have to earn all the usury they have foisted on the little guy.

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[baboon]

Take 10% to bait the big guys entire clan, to their demise.

 

[Wudidiz]

If I won I would fill the TV and other media with spots about what the libtard commies are up to. I’d make TV special programs about the illogic of socialism and how it is infecting our country. I would also have the largest rescue dog ranch in the world. Thousands of acres with plenty of hired dog-lovers to feed and play with the dogs. The dogs would have plenty of food, water, toys, attention and love. The rest of the money I would just piss away on whiskey and women.

 

[Southpaw]

If you win, you’re gonna need a guy to upkeep your property and pool. I call dibs.

Just know up front what you are getting pron....

 

[GasGuzzler]

My house needs a new roof and some soffit/fascia repairs so I would start there. My wife has been driving the same vehicle since 2008 and it's time to replace it. That would be second. Maybe I will finally find a 20" blued 1892 in .45 Colt.

 

[Grumps21]

Ive got a friend and his wife who have been struggling financially in the entire 16 years I’ve known them. I’d make sure they are taken care of. Also a childhood buddy I’d help out. Aside from a financial planner/accountant on the payroll, I’d have an attorney on retainer as well as hire a personal assistant to take care of the chit I don’t like doing. After that, I’d get at least a 1,000 spread somewhere. Oh, and I would quit my job

 

[Lonesome Dove]

A fleet of Classic cars, trucks and dirtbikes to fill my new barn on my new 10,000 acres. Oh and a wraparound porch on the new Bardominium.

 

[Shady]

i would not care if they found out who I am with 1/4 billion I would have all the time in the world to screw with scammers "charities" family and friends.

Other than my 4 siblings ain't no one getting a cent from me.

I would open 4 checking accounts in my name and 1 sibling

place 1 million in each and let them decide how to use it. No more would be added.

 

[TreyG-20]

I'd be hosting the next TGT reunion for sure.