british humor

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  1. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    BRITISH HUMOUR

    The train was quite crowded, so a Redneck U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle

    The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

    'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

    She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!'

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing You hold the fork in the wronghand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
     


  2. ConnRadd

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    Yeah, no joke.. That was a good one!
     
  3. Starker

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    We need some true British perspective on this ... where's Englishman?
     
  4. MadMo44Mag

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    Roflmao!
     
  5. dbgun

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    good one! :lolz::lolz::lolz:
     
  6. rsayloriii

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    Stolen and emailed
     
  7. TxPhantom

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    Yep, should have kept the poodle for fishbait!
    Just kidding, I like dogs more than I like most humans.:tongueout:
     
  8. 308nato

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  9. Englishman

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    Sadly, I'm stuck in hotel in Qatar just now...... but its nice to be missed

    I’m surprised the lady was so shocked. Given the French failed so miserably at two recent wars, they are used to seeing foreign soldiers on their trains :happy0001:
     
  10. Stumpy

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    sounds like Will Rogers
     

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