CDC warns Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse.

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CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse' - FoxNews.com

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[ZX9RCAM]

Awesome!

 

[Skip]

No worries, I have the training video...

Zombieland - Trailer - Bing Videos

 

[Dawico]

Well it is about time the national news took zombies seriously.

To my wife: "Who is laughing now?"

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I understand their use of humor to promote the idea of preparedness.
Will the rest of this nation? Or will we soon see BS headlines like "CDC Stokes Apocalyptic Fears" or something?

 

[prometheus]

I understand their use of humor to promote the idea of preparedness.
Will the rest of this nation? Or will we soon see BS headlines like "CDC Stokes Apocalyptic Fears" or something?

I bet we will, people are soo stupid.

"When SHTF, If A has bullets but no food, and B has food but no bullets, then A has food."

 

[leonidas]

Funny!

They might want to explain the prepper term for Zombie. If I was new to getting prepared, hadn't read The Road, or seen movies like The Book of Eli, I might think this was a gag or at least too silly to read.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Exactly. My wife's gotta approve a new AR now right?

 

[TrailDust]

Like in Dawn of the Dead, I'm waiting for celebrities to turn into zombies, then I will have my fun putting them down one by one....

 

[Jakashh]

The CDC is the last place I'd go in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Anyone watch The Walking Dead?


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That CDC scientist tried to blow them all up by locking them up in the building! Sure, it may have been reasonable, but that won't help save the earth.

 

[TrailDust]

I call dibs on Rosie and Babs....

 

[Vance]

The CDC is the last place I'd go in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Anyone watch The Walking Dead? .

I believe the new season starts in October. Can't wait.

Sittin on the roof poppin Zombs in the street and drinkin cold beer from the cooler!
Could it get better ?

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

Handling zombies? Easy. Shot to the head. The End.

 

[TrailDust]

I believe the new season starts in October. Can't wait.

Sittin on the roof poppin Zombs in the street and drinkin cold beer from the cooler!
Could it get better ?

Yes. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders would escape the calamity by some lucky break, and they seek your protection on that rooftop. Yah, I think that would elevate the level of your circumstances getting better.....