Chuck Norris and "1000 years of Darkness"

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Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

 

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Chuck Norris counted to infinite.........Twice

 

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no sign of life there.

 

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They tried to make Chuck Norris Toilet Paper.... but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

 

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if you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you

 

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

 

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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

 

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

 

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.​

 

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands​

 

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There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

 

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Chuck Norris' blood type is listed as "DU" (Depleted Uranium).

 

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looks like

 

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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

 

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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

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Wookies let Chuck Norris win!

 

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The Alamo remembers Chuck Norris.

 

[Driller]

Chuck Norris Video: Obama Reelection Will Bring '1,000 Years Of Darkness'