Crips break into wrong home....

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Bin Laden Shooter Rob O?Neill Mistakenly Attacked By Street Thugs Seeking To Collect Debt From Neighbor | Empire News

Oh this is just great. His response at the end is perfect!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Oops got off very very lucky. They lived to tell the tale

 

[Southpaw]

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[xcrazydx]

It's fake

 

[Chillverado]

I knew it was fake when they said he used hand to hand combat to take down the 5 perps instead of a hail of gunfire, lol.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I was had

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I just can't believe that the stuff on the Internet ain't all true. I'm just devastated.
Im goin to shoot my computer today

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I was wondering what he would be doing living next door to somebody like that, I was thinking it was too good to be true, lol...

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Crap! Dang it. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

I just can't believe that the stuff on the Internet ain't all true. I'm just devastated.
Im goin to shoot my computer today

Take video of it!!

 

[karlac]

I just can't believe that the stuff on the Internet ain't all true. I'm just devastated.
Im goin to shoot my computer today

And kill all those French models??

Bon jour...

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

And kill all those French models??

Bon jour...

why kill them they just surrendered

 

[Anger]

I just can't believe that the stuff on the Internet ain't all true. I'm just devastated.
Im goin to shoot my computer today

haha.

 

[Southpaw]

I was had

Tell the guys in Berkeley and Oakland, they'll put it in their list of things to loot and protest over!

 

[karlac]

why kill them they just surrendered

Better Snopes that, before you shoot...

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Better Snopes that, before you shoot...

nah I'll wait for tmz

 

[Saltyag2010]

It's fake

This was really awesome. " I hated to break their wrists and dislocate each of their knees like I did, but it was necessary in order to immobilize the invasion."

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Tell the guys in Berkeley and Oakland, they'll put it in their list of things to loot and protest over!

over little ole me shucks.

 

[rsayloriii]

over little ole me shucks.

Why not? Better reason than anything else so far.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Why not? Better reason than anything else so far.

Broke texas negro been had!!! Story@1100 protest the 100