I thought emus tanked a couple of decades ago.I am investing all my money in emus, the other red meat.
At least when it tanks I can eat a bird.
Where I live used to be out in the country. Maybe 20 years ago we had a spate of problems with people driving through, opening their trailer, dumping all their emus on the road, and skedaddling.
A dozen emus wandering around a dark road is a very weird way to have one's pre-dawn commute interrupted. I know this from experience.