Do You Ever Feel Like You Married The Wrong Woman?

[Geezer]

I love my wife but, I think if only I had waited a little longer I might could have met a woman like this. Alas, it just wasn't meant to be.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Are you feeling okay? Maybe someone ought to check your temperature...

 

[baboon]

Nothing pisses me off more then those saying our democracy. Its a Constitutional Republic!

 

[Dougw1515]

Nothing pisses me off more then those saying our democracy. Its a Constitutional Republic!

Oh REALLY?????

 

[candcallen]

I love my wife but, I think if only I had waited a little longer I might could have met a woman like this. Alas, it just wasn't meant to be.

That will sway people.











I swayed so far back in my chair I fell over trying to distance myself from that
Cee yoU Next Tuesday.















Those of you who felt oddly at home, this is a no fault divorce state. Just saying.

 

[Army 1911]

If I were married to that woman I'd be in prison for murder and happy to be there.

 

[candcallen]

If I were married to that woman I'd be in prison for murder and happy to be there.

But is it really Homicide? Or self defense from a wild bore.












I spelled bore that way intentionally you spelling nazis.

 

[cbigclarke]

She had nice teeth


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[Davetex]

Wow, what round for that sumbich?

 

[m5215]

It's great to hear that we are losing something that we never had and should never consider having.

 

[candcallen]

Wow, what round for that sumbich?

The question is .....
Heavy Guns
Howitzers
Or Mortars.

 

[Moonpie]

Well! I’m awake now.

 

[Moonpie]

Wow, what round for that sumbich?

 

[Wolfwood]

i don't know.... maybe you'd have a chance with her if you are an MD.

and people tell me there is never a reason to hit a woman, i mean sean connery is with my on this so i feel justified recomending a slap in the mouth.

lmfao what part of the internet do you go to? CMON MAN!

 

[MTA]

Wow, what round for that sumbich?

.375 H&H or bigger

 

[Wiliamr]

Retroactive birth control

 

[seeker_two]

She seems nice.....Will we post pics of her on the Beer Flu Thread?

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[busykngt]

That's pretty funny (...once I turned down the volume).

 

[Bozz10mm]

Gonna add that to my Halloween Horror sounds collection.

 

[ROGER4314]

Put a kitchen knife with a 6" blade in her hand, have her steal stuff from stores, and cheat, she's a ringer for my ex-wife!

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