Emergency room technique

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by GM.Chief, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.




    Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.




    When I went into the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.



    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.


    Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.




    Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.













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    It also works at the DMV and laundromat.
    Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.














     


  2. a44mag4dave

    a44mag4dave Member

    OUCH.... I may have to use that patch in the future.... Thanks
     
  3. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Hahahahaha
     
  4. MuddyWaterMan

    MuddyWaterMan Active Member

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    Roflmao!!!
     
  5. TxEMTP69

    TxEMTP69 TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    too effin funny
     
  6. Texas1911

    Texas1911 TGT Addict

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    Unfortunately, it's true.
     

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