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  1. Bigs Wife

    Bigs Wife Active Member

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    How to Know where a Driver is from

    One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

    One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

    One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

    One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:
    California

    With gun in lap:
    L.A.

    Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

    Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
    Italy

    One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:
    Seattle

    One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window:
    Texas city male

    One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
    Texas country male

    One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:
    Texas female

    Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car:
    Colorado

    One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter:
    Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.

    Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
    West Virginia male.

    Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
    Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as "no-see-um"
     


  2. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    She sent this to me in a PM and told me that the highlighted part was me. I don't have big hair tho. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:;)
     
  3. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Funny stuff!
     
  4. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    Wow. I've been to a lot of those places and have to say that there's a kernel of truth to it.
     
  5. Shorts

    Shorts TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    Don't lie - you know what Aqua Net is. :happy0001:
     
  6. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    Okay I do know what it is. It is the stuff you shoot that flaming stream of spider death with right.
     

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