Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[oldag]

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I remember when phones were heavy enough to smack someone's noggin such that they would not wake up until next week. Could use them for boat anchors. Or a hammer in a pinch.

 

[busykngt]

 

[busykngt]

Wife had a headache - went to bed early after making soup. Asked her husband to put the Instant Pot in the fridge before he came to bed.

 

[jrbfishn]

True story.
My exwife told me she wanted to do something. Gave her about 20 options, nope, not good. I finally asked what was left that we could afford?
All this while 3 bous sat there waiting.
She said "nothing" and went to the bedroom.
Me and the boys went fishing.
She was not happy.
None of us ate what she cooked that night.

Sent by an idjit coffeeholic from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

 

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[Dawico]

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Tell her to guess where you are taking her to eat.

Whatever she guesses is correct.

That's how you do that.

 

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[MTA]

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Lips like a baboons asshole

 

[MTA]

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Dude wtf hahahaha

 

[busykngt]

Pez porn....

 

[benenglish]

Pez porn....

Rule 34.

 

[Texasgordo]

 

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