Lunyfringe
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This is when you walk right up to her and yell loudly (so everyone can hear) "MOM? IS THAT REALLY YOU?"
and depending on her reaction, either go to "WTF, MOM? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME AT THAT WHOREHOUSE WHEN I WAS FIVE?"
or something like "YOU'RE LIKE $150K BEHIND IN CHILD SUPPORT, YOU DEADBEAT!"
I'm sure we can come up with 100s more...
ETA: this was my 1000th post, now I have all 113 points.
I thought I'd be happier, more fulfilled... what really is the meaning of it all? Is this the part where I buy a sports car and hit on women half my age in a pathetic attempt to relive my youth? Sigh... so anti-climactic.
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